The Apprentice, thread 5- Townies behave like baffoons in the countryside.

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Just in case if we fancy a new thread for tonight.

Have I got time for a quick smoke some "fresh air" before the firing?

BINGO? What Bingo? What am I missing?

Cake punches and cleanable pouffes

All the agricultural deaths that could have befallen James at that fair............

Wasted opportunities.

'I had an instinct'. Arf. James is such an utter twat.

Go on Roisin, grass him up. DO IT

At least one Crimbo.

Crimbo, if my dog can wait to pee until after the firing, so can your lungs wait for smoke.

He is like a spoilt child

Sorry Chipping!

This excuse is going to be funny

Crimbo, there'll be SO MANY firings, they'll take some time.
Better hurry up!

Oh and a waterpistol stall

It's a shame there weren't Archers style tragedies

James is SUCH a dick.

On crawling in a hole. James, fucking hidious.

Look at James trying to be us all cool.

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Katie's face is priceless

Ha! The chickens are coming home to roost.
How country-fied fitting.

He got off too bloody lightly there

Oh no James. Billy bullshitter.

Ugh, he's such a little scrote. Lord Alan has history for a fondness for the irritating little scrotes on this show though.

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