The apprentice, thread 3

[dillite]

Here we go

Errmmm..... chocolate? Ice Cream? Fancy cakes?

I love Dara as well

PD?? Her hair is horrible. It looks laquered to buggery. Dirty & sticky ick.

I love a man who can take the piss out of himself

But it could be lovely.

I'm in the third team

board games = bored games?

smug twerp

smug twerp

both of them

You all hussies will have to fight me to get to Dara.

Oh, prick!!

James, I meant, James, not you, dilite

Dara smiled and nodded at me in Wetherspoons. Oh yes.

Weep you bitches

fecking fecking fecking fecking fecking

Isn't "fecking" pretty mild in Ireland, like "flipping" in England?

"Fecking" is a great word!

It's the first time I noticed that she has a stammer.

t'be sure

Do Irish people ever take a break from speaking?

Present - what do you think??

sorry

You are so off my Christmas list, Noel.

Iron on trf on a bag - 'feck'

?

I'd love to say he sought me out whilst I sat in a dark corner looking aloof, but sadly no, I was waving and grinning at him like a knob after watching his live show