The apprentice, thread 3

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Here we go

'Canterbury shuts in an hour?!'

£80 would have been better to start with, straight down to £65 is a bit crap.

Yep. The whole city closes. Little known fact.

She's Ben at the crimpers. Are they coming back, I love crimped hair

I had to step in!

Oh purleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

Admit it Jemma, you started off with the Babyliss Instant Curl this morning and then realised you were still in your pyjamas when the taxi arrived, didn't you?

Ah Felipe !

Where was that place in Canterbury? It looked interesting.

Nowt like showing your cards .

Historic learning element. Watch out for fake facts and outrageous lies

£90 to sit on a coach? FUCK. OFF.

Why is the blonde woman stood there ironing a shirt?

Pamela is Always Moaning.

Watching through my fingers! They are all dreadful.

There are new people in thus week surely, who is Pamela and that other bloke?!

Oh God, they are brushing up on history, I am getting ready to hide behind the sofa.

I once convinced a bunch of young Americans that Battersea power station had Britains tallest towers.

What did Pamela do today?

Pamela is moaning her way into the board room

She's crafting a highly desirable piece of merchandise, clearly. Which she'll ask £30 for and eventually offload for £2.50.

I miss Stuart Baggs ( The Brand)

Pamela was there pulling faces last week

OYBBK

It's a Butlins tribute act!

OMG they look like fucking lemons!

The yellow. Oh gosh the yellow. My eyes!