The apprentice, thread 3

[dillite]

Here we go

[CilkieWallins]

'Canterbury shuts in an hour?!'

[ChippingInAutumnLover]

£80 would have been better to start with, straight down to £65 is a bit crap.

[CaulkheadUpNorth]

Yep. The whole city closes. Little known fact.

[Redcoats]

She's Ben at the crimpers. Are they coming back, I love crimped hair

[BOFster]

Admit it Jemma, you started off with the Babyliss Instant Curl this morning and then realised you were still in your pyjamas when the taxi arrived, didn't you?

[ChippingInAutumnLover]

I had to step in!

Oh purleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Ah Felipe !

[QuillPen]

Where was that place in Canterbury? It looked interesting.

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Nowt like showing your cards .

[CaulkheadUpNorth]

Historic learning element. Watch out for fake facts and outrageous lies

[CrumpleHornedSnorkack]

£90 to sit on a coach? FUCK. OFF.

[thenightsky]

Why is the blonde woman stood there ironing a shirt?

[CaulkheadUpNorth]

Pamela is Always Moaning.

[MagratsHair]

Watching through my fingers! They are all dreadful.

There are new people in thus week surely, who is Pamela and that other bloke?!

[UncleSue]

Oh God, they are brushing up on history, I am getting ready to hide behind the sofa.

[OhYouBadBadKitten]

I once convinced a bunch of young Americans that Battersea power station had Britains tallest towers.

[dillite]

What did Pamela do today?

[CrumpleHornedSnorkack]

Pamela is moaning her way into the board room

[BOFster]

She's crafting a highly desirable piece of merchandise, clearly. Which she'll ask £30 for and eventually offload for £2.50.

[NickAngel]

I miss Stuart Baggs ( The Brand)

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Pamela was there pulling faces last week

[ChippingInAutumnLover]

OYBBK

[CrumpleHornedSnorkack]

It's a Butlins tribute act!

[ChippingInAutumnLover]

OMG they look like fucking lemons!

[CaulkheadUpNorth]

The yellow. Oh gosh the yellow. My eyes!