The Apprentice, Thread 2

[dillite]

Seeing that I killed the first one, here's a new one.

Night dillite see you next week!

Just came on to say I really fancy Solomon. He's so pretty!

You have some competition ^^ :)

Not from me I hasten to add, far too pretty boy for me!

I missed the first one and only caught the second half of the second one, plus Dara's show. Do I need to watch the bits I've missed on catch up, do you think?

Had to go out tonight so just caught up on the main show and watching You're Fired.

Loved loved loved Suralan's shockingly quick firing of Robert! Superb!

Evening! Just seen tonight's episode - wow Fair play to them, they have managed to get a crop of candidates who are far more knobbish than previous years

Love that it's back, I have so missed it!

I think we probably say, every year, that it's the worst lot ever.

But this year? It really is!

How on earth did whats-his-face get away with telling the buyers that he wouldn't wear the product in public, without getting fired???

And what is this Dara programme of which you all speak? Is it available on line or on demand - because I love Dara, and I so need to see his take on the apprentices!

SDTG, it's called The Apprentice Your Fired, it's on bbc2 10.00pm straight after the main show, it's brilliant

Once again I am in awe of the stupidity of the contestants, I thought last years couldn't be topped but I was wrong....again

Loved Robert getting fired straight away, I wouldn't say he saw that coming.

Scott was very strange, guys, guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, and then the "by the way if we fail I'm blaming everyone of you", he had to go

Thanks, Ellenora - I have found it on demand and I have got both the episodes I missed downloading - more Apprentice joy for me!

Did you see whosis' face when whatshisface came back into the room? The one who was telling the girls about how he said he wouldn't wear the product?

He was gobsmaked!

Where's Steven?

Stephens absence is very fucking weird. And the sensible woman who looked a tiny bit like badger was not on the first one I'm sure.

What the bollocks is going on?!

Where was Stephen missing from ?

He didn't appear to be in the boardroom, then all of a sudden he was?! It was all a bit weird really need to rewatch it

I'm missing you all tonight! I love the thread, 30 fab friends & a good laugh - all from the comfort of the sofa - perfect

Me too. I'm going away but will follow the thread to find out what's happening. Hope Katie does well next week.

I'm off on holiday too, which is really crap timing. Will keep up by reading the thread and will catch up on the actual episodes when I get back.

Try as I might I cannot persuade DH to watch with me, so thank God for mn.

Did anyone watch the 10 years episode? 'twas good, 'pants man' and 'Stuart baggs the brand'. Classic.

What a freak show. Hilarious, can't really believe any of them are so AWFUL in real life - they would all be jobless friendless wonders.

What a freak show. Hilarious, can't really believe any of them are so AWFUL in real life - they would all be jobless friendless wonders.

I think the BBC have fully embraced the apprentice as simply a comedy programme. There's just no way that anyone involved in it doesn't think the purpose is to make the audience laugh. Last night's episode was too funny to have been accidental.

They used to sell those wearable camera things for people with dementia and memory problems:

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Oh dear sorry for daily mail