The Apprentice, Thread 2

[dillite]

Seeing that I killed the first one, here's a new one.

"A lot of people will like it".

Liar.

If he's fat I must be morbidly obese x10

oooooh Pamela makes a better director than Ella Jade.... DIRECTOR WARS!!!!

Ooh that's helpful thanks. I've fast forwarded it a bit too as I had paused before it started to make tea.

I keep seeing the camera person and thinking there is an extra member of the team.

Pamela makes a better director - it would be hard to be worse!

Steven makes me violent

wow.. he should NOT be making the pitch. What a dork.

I'm too poorly to double date with Twatter tonight, I'm all yours . Oh, here's Steven, the uncanny Alvin Hall soundalike...

Stephen bores me rigid.

She looks like what my mum called "rode hard and put away wet" ... horse humour, obviously

Alice thank fuck you clarified that

That is a lot of blinking

I miss most of what Stephen is saying. Something about his voices means I just zone out.

Oh they are Not Impressed.

chilling I just can't help myself!

YAY, WE CAN CALL EVERYONE FAT!

Such fun.

Chilling I've said it without thinking a few times and had to make a stammering explanation. So thought I'd clear that up right away.

They don't really like Fat Daddy do they? Every time he got called that in the video, they cringed.

Fat daddy and fat friends?

Our only problem could be the offensive part

Let's all try to pretend it's not cruel, and shit.

'I genuinely believed they liked the concept. Our only problem might be the offensive part'. Comedy gold.

BOF sorry to hear you aren't feeling good :( ... or !

What's the opposite of viral?

neither got picked up then?

Ah, so it's ok to be offensive as long as people talk about it? Glad they filled me in on that.

opposite of viral? dunno... like fungal?

Was that buzzfeed?! Not at all surprised they didn't use either one. They are both shite.

I'd get fit fast running away from Sarah. She fucking terrifies me.