The Apprentice, Thread 2

[dillite]

Seeing that I killed the first one, here's a new one.

Evening all!

This is just cringey.

is pamela the dark haired one that looks pained ? (constipated?)

But caulk he's the only one that looks half decent naked and EJ is farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr more annoying - surely?

Solomon is beautiful. More so than James

I can only assume they've edited a lot out of this

I think cringey is what the producers of the apprentice hope for.

DS2 made a YouTube -style video about penguins once for a school project, using playmobil penguins. I'm pretty sure it was a better concept than either of these.

Have rubber chickens ever been funny? apart from spitting image video

Agreed - I do like Solomon. Please don't get rid.

Um, fat daddy isn't actually that fat.

Slightly podgy, maybe. Like a hamster.

I think Posh Piper will go a long way

Yes, but will "Hamster Daddy" sell?

Not my type at all Caulk far too 'pretty boy'. James only just scrapes though on the 'not a pretty boy' thing.

alice about 2 days work I expect.

Arf. Should we give this a name or a description? Nah. Let's not bother.

.I've been doing the timing the whole time?! Well done fembot

So I'm getting rid of Sarah, James, EJ and Fillipe.

Chilling the fact that they actually worked on this shit for about 2 days is even sadder IMO

Hamster Daddy is significantly less offensive.

Hamster Daddy is much better than Fat Daddy. Until you realise there are no hamsters.

Who is directing this Fat Daddy shite- Marjorie Dawes?

"not just the odd nutcase" god, I love that guy!

What fake laughter. No one finds it funny. Clearly.

I can't see the humor in that at all, but then tbf I don't do cringeworth slap stick humour.

Is it me or is that not funny AT ALL??

Hamster daddy could just run on a wheel all day.

Lord, these are shiiiiit.