Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

I know there's one that sings, one that warbles, one that screaches and a guitar one.... The rest, no idea.

There's the one that thinks being a fishmonger is a sob story.

There's Fish One....erm.... Fakey and .....

I really wanted Chezza go mispronounce nice ha

I don't think they quite like the posh model one.

I'm already bored of chezza

Surely some of them have been to a beach in France at some point in their lives. Possibly staying in a tent.

oh and the one with the big teeth.

No Bill Je Suis this year

Interestingly Chloe is in a rather baggy dress. Bump concealment?

Bit over familiar with tinie there weren't they!

Has she never been on an after school summer holiday? Being in the South of France in summer really is no biggie.

So, when she doesn't get through, and they no longer see £££'s will Ma and Pa split up again?

I suspect everyone hates the posh one. She's this year's evil nightmare they really wish wasn't eminently unlikable.

How come teenagers all seem to have impossibly white teeth nowadays?

I'm sure when I was at school, it was Fifty Shades of Yellow

And she's singing this annoying song.

So I shouldn't get my hopes up about any of them.

This one is meh.

Raahh OH and I said something very similar!

She was good.

I like her

Because ITV paid for it, SirNoel.

Love how they get to sit in the shade in the august heat and them poor girls have to stand in the sun!

This one has just left Sylvia Young!

Is she wearing a sandwich board?

He's not as thin as she thinks she is this one.

No need luv, neither of them are big fish these days.