Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

I think I'd prefer the mum one to go through, but they were both a bit crap yesterday.

Not totally consistent = you don't know what sort of artist you are

Can't abide the sailor.

Oh look, we get James Blunt 2.0

Interesting.

Simon singing a west life song would be hilarious. Especially the bkey change bit where he stood up.

Aww, never mind love. I guess we are stuck with the slippers.

I can not stand Clunt!

Just exactly is Simon justifying his actions to

Simon, dear

I really think we have a surfeit of weeping tattooed blokes this year.

Oh balls. Clunt is through.

So annoying. I wonder if Becky Ferguson will visit to watch?

Simon really didn't look like he wanted to hug mr slippers there. It was half hearted (and one armed) to say the least.

For a moment then I thought he was going to send them both home for being crap and get someone back from bootcamp or something!

Simon sounds oh so excited about his acts doesn't he

Now we get a full 45min of Chezza crying

awww I liked that mum

Why is he called Clunt?

What was the exact point of last night's cliffhanger?

Army guy will be voted out first I'm sure. V surprised lizzy "r-patz sister" pattinson is out, thought simon would have loved that

Simon really didn't have much to work with. In fact, they should have just ditched the Group and the Overs. Neither have potential. I am going to really dislike smug slipper wearing Clunt, i can tell.

Could someone give me some reminders about the girls? Apart from the posh one, none of them stand out.

45 minutes of chezza crying is going to be hard going.

I think simon is appropriately excited about his category. He's about as excited as we are.

Walking- he is a bad mix of Jame Blunt and Matt Cardle.

Pete - Lauren, Steph and Kerianne are all amazing, I want these three through but I'm told stupid chloe jasmine is

I'm dipping in and out this evening, more out than in probably, what with it being Biffa night