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The Apprentice

999 replies

AgentProvocateur · 14/09/2014 19:35

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

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dillite · 15/10/2014 21:47

Do they ever show the face of the phone answering woman?

ChippingInLatteLover · 15/10/2014 21:47

handsmeoff I'd LOVE that treat!

BOFster · 15/10/2014 21:47

They should have just gone for PAEDO instead of ON AIR. Cut to the chase.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 15/10/2014 21:47

A pair of trousers that put your balls on the line would be more useful

BastardGoDarkly · 15/10/2014 21:47

Yes! Where the fuck is Stephen?!

AliceDoesntLiveHereAnymore · 15/10/2014 21:47

they could have branched out...

Paedo

Stalker

Peeping Tom

think of the possibilities

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 15/10/2014 21:48

I missed the rabbit. Gutted.

makemineabacardi · 15/10/2014 21:48

Couldn't they create a scarf that zipped your mouth shut when you start talking wank? They'd make a mint in the City.

ChippingInLatteLover · 15/10/2014 21:48

Yes - where's Stephen??

CalamitouslyWrong · 15/10/2014 21:48

They could have widened their market with the more generic 'perv'. It's also shorter, so it would reduce the unit cost.

ChippingInLatteLover · 15/10/2014 21:49

I missed the rabbit too Bastards

SirNoel · 15/10/2014 21:49

Daniel is 26?

In the same way that Fembot is 32....

...ie not.

dillite · 15/10/2014 21:50

He keeps talking over sursalan. He's so out.

thenightsky · 15/10/2014 21:50

Go Karren!

BastardGoDarkly · 15/10/2014 21:50

Was it a jacket with a built in rampant rabbit?! I missed it too Hmm

dillite · 15/10/2014 21:50

You go Karen!

CalamitouslyWrong · 15/10/2014 21:50

The product might have been shit, but saying 'I wouldn't wear it' certainly didn't help.

AliceDoesntLiveHereAnymore · 15/10/2014 21:50

I like Karen. Grin

KenDoddsDadsDog · 15/10/2014 21:51

Go Karen

PinkSquash · 15/10/2014 21:51

Do any of the contestants on this show have a solitary brain cell? It is dire. I would be fucking embarrassed if I was any one of them

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 15/10/2014 21:51

Team Shambles. #parkpervs

GilesGirl · 15/10/2014 21:51

Ooooh I do love Karren.

dillite · 15/10/2014 21:51

Ha! That would be a sellout, Bastard.

Honeezreturn · 15/10/2014 21:51

What a bunch of twats, it's embarrassing to watch, but I can't help myself Grin

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 15/10/2014 21:51

Go Karen!