The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

Do they ever show the face of the phone answering woman?

handsmeoff I'd LOVE that treat!

They should have just gone for PAEDO instead of ON AIR. Cut to the chase.

A pair of trousers that put your balls on the line would be more useful

Yes! Where the fuck is Stephen?!

they could have branched out...

Paedo

Stalker

Peeping Tom

think of the possibilities

I missed the rabbit. Gutted.

Couldn't they create a scarf that zipped your mouth shut when you start talking wank? They'd make a mint in the City.

Yes - where's Stephen??

They could have widened their market with the more generic 'perv'. It's also shorter, so it would reduce the unit cost.

I missed the rabbit too Bastards

Daniel is 26?

In the same way that Fembot is 32....

...ie not.

He keeps talking over sursalan. He's so out.

Go Karren!

Was it a jacket with a built in rampant rabbit?! I missed it too

You go Karen!

The product might have been shit, but saying 'I wouldn't wear it' certainly didn't help.

I like Karen.

Go Karen

Do any of the contestants on this show have a solitary brain cell? It is dire. I would be fucking embarrassed if I was any one of them

Team Shambles. #parkpervs

Ooooh I do love Karren.

Ha! That would be a sellout, Bastard.

What a bunch of twats, it's embarrassing to watch, but I can't help myself

Go Karen!