The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

Karen looks nice tonight :)

KEN it had better be the girls!!

They both looks like something a GCSE a class would have been embarrassed to produce.

So, privacy is history, but that's ok because you wouldn't wear it in public. As long as you keep your clothes on in private, there's all sort of fun to be had.

It would be great if we could just hear the sound of a toilet being flushed a few seconds before Siralun walked out from behind that screen.

burka that changes colour

haha night

oooooh she didn't like his assessment that she stitched up the PM

I'm spluttering at SA.

yes yes we're shit

We didn't expect solar panels to be on the exterior

land plane

we didnt' expect the solar panels to be external? way to tell him you're ignorant, chick!!

It looks like those jackets miners used to wear in the 80s.

That's what I said chipping!

Smack!

I would love to see a Burka that changes colour!

I quite like the one at the end sitting down

oooh haha Robert

Didn't know solar panels would be exposed yeah cos the ones on roofs are invisible.

Would have been better with a couple of mini wind turbines on the shoulders

hahaha Robert... the wheels on the bus go round and round...

How's it going to light up in the evening?

Oh yeah... them lovely sunny evenings when it's dark

£5k? Fucking hell....

They did what they always do....

Panic....decide on shite idea....spend rest of task trying to force shite idea onto people

Ah Bobby, pack your bags son

Where did Soloman come from ?

I don't know, a jacket that would gently soothe my period pains while simultaneously channelling the militarism of a proto-Fascist in a "DON'T FUCK WITH ME way, when combined with my resting bitchface...I think it could work.