The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

I so couldn't do this...I'd be asking around for an Irish coffee at this point.

keep it simple FFS. more complex = more money

Make a decision. Make a decision. Make a decision. Make a decision. Just make a decision. You need to make a decision. Just make a decision.

reminds you of anyone?

I'm feeling my age. How are they going to wash these things?

Nauruan looks permanently confused. Probably still trying to work out what tenacity means.

I would be staggering around on the gin shouting feck off.

The sell this kind of thing near Universal in Florida a lot: www.lazyboneuk.com/product_images/j/013/flash_t_qualiser_t_shirt_smile_s__90754_std.gif

Not very original

Why would anyone want a light up grey jumper?

Ha! So the boys are left with LEDs too. Srallen must have a job lot he needs to shift.

Come to us with solutions not problems! HELPFUL Scott!

Great. Now they have to make the impossible work.

That's a good point Chipping, one wash and it's buggered

Then why didn't you volunteer to be PM to begin with?!?!

Those panels are fuckin hideous

They need to make fairy light Christmas jumpers. Those sell on ebay for a lot. And really fast.

Anyone over 6, I mean. I can imagining toddlers loving light up jumpers. So long as they're not grey.

As a raynauds sufferer heated converse would be ace!

Isn't that Reverend Kate from Gogglebox in the hot pink?

Scott and whatsherface are both horrendous.

Solar shoulder pads. If only they'd been invented in the Eighties, we'd be culling the fecking polar bears

Isn't the most obvious thing to go for something sports related - incorporate a pedometer, GPS, heart monitor etc?! Oh sorry this is the apprentice...

I'm looking forward to seeing them all electrocuted during trials in the rain.

I'm here and I'm late.. Bloody kids and there school dramas. Is it wrong that I whilst DS was pouring his heart out and in thinking 'move it along son, the Apprentice is on'.

Anyway, the tall bloke is for the off if they lose.
Light up lapel coat, NOOO

fashion sweatshirt? wasn't he saying earlier it should be a luxury item?

OYBBK Maybe we need to look into in!