I LOVE Claudia! Strictly is already 10000 times better with her on it. Tess is automatically less irritating.
As usual, I know hardly any of the contestants, but here we go:
Aliona is an ungracious, rude twat. Face permanently like a well-skelpt arse. I think her agent has the producers over a barrel and was able to insist on her coming back this year because she saved their bacon stepping in last year when Natalie got injured. I hope she goes soon.
Gregg W is a weirdo (anyone see him on GBBO: An Extra Slice?)
Woman from Mrs Brown's Boys seems like a laugh. Don't know what I think of Tristan yet but I like his tattoos.
Woman from This Morning is a laugh too. I think she and Aljaz will get on.
Love Judy Murray. Wish she had a younger hotter partner though. 
Thom thingy (rugby) is a bit boring. There'll be loads of jokes about his chest/general looks. Tedious.
Scott Mills is a weirdo and also deeply boring. Joanne from Grimsby needs to dial down the enthusiasm just a touch.
Love Natalie and think Bargain Hunt man is going to be fun.
Pixie Lott is good but people won't like her. She's a bit insipid.
Frankie thingy will also be quite good but I'm not (so far) finding her interesting.
Can't remember anyone else ...
Oh yes, I'll miss Artem. He was sweet and I liked his choreography.