My Granny, the Escort

[ImperialBlether]

Anyone else settling down to watch this?

Just imagine seeing your granny on TV.

"I'm going to be on television, children!"
"Oooh are you on the Bake Off?"
"Nope."
"Sewing Bee?"
"Nope."
"What are you on? Tell me! Is it Britain's Got Talent?"
"No, darling, I'm going to be on television telling everyone that I'm an escort and pee on strange men and put cum-filled condoms in the fridge for later."

I hate the "I love sex" line It's never that straight forward for women involved in the sex industry in my experience.

Surely all her neighbours notice the endless stream of men at her door?

God only knows what the neighbours think. Mind you, that one in the mask clearly thinks her neighbours are stupid.

No it isn't is it.

So vulnerable yet feigning strength.

Oh, I don't kno what to think

Wait, why does she not see her family?

The thing is, with that level of money coming in, even with 10 men at £50 a time, surely they'd live a nicer lifestyle? Nothing wrong with the way they live, but you could do a lot with £500 pw when you've retired.

Mask lady needs help I think. She seems to have cut herself off from the real world.

Plus your pension Blether

I'm watching. I feel quite scared for them to be honest. There's a lot of nasty people about. Anyone who invites strangers into their home for sexual services (wherever really) is taking such a risk with their personal safety on so many levels :(

I suspect they all have Anne

Exactly, Crikey!

The thing is, were these women prostitutes when they were younger or did they develop a taste for it when they retired? It sounds as though they've done it for a long time, though of course for the 84 year old, she could've done it for 24 years and still started on the day she retired.

Yeah "let them convince you they are enjoying themselves"

Ha ha! A romantic who's paid for sex over 1000 times! Yeah, dead romantic.

Eye bleach please....

The "punter's pack" is making me heave.

Anne hello

I know it looks a bit sticky

Eeeeuuuuu

Heat pack, A to Z, .... WTF?!

Ewwwww - Santa pants.

Hello scoop.

The Christmas pants - what was he thinking?