My Granny, the Escort

[ImperialBlether]

Anyone else settling down to watch this?

Sorry but water sports combined with a specially adapted bathroom seems very niche surely?

You really think she can't look out for herself?

I was wondering about her kitchen cupboard too. I too am missing the point a bit.

Think the tax man is watching?

I like that she is tea making on the clock.
Nice work, Bev.

Mmmmmmm - scabies - sexy!

She checks them for scabies and nits?

Is that a carpet burn on her chin?

Oh My God.

I need brain bleach.

Now that is a recipe I wouldn't want to follow!

Urgh urgh urgh re the drinking of condom contents

Eeeeeeeeek - condom drinking. Specialised service?? No shit!

justmuddlingalong

Wait, were they condoms that he'd filled himself?

No, no shit, just pee.

...a shag pile carpet burn?

No, other men, Zebra.

No, Zebra.

The message was from a werthers original!

But surely there are punters out there who'd not want their ahem, offerings to be used in such a manner? That's a breach of trust, no?

I don't think consumer rights come in to it, Zebra.

Is that Katie Waissall's granny??

Looking back, that is a horrid horrid story that the NOTW ran.
She wasn't famous, or standing as an MP/vicar/police commissioner.

Ha ha! Consumer rights :). I can see trading standards taking that one on!!

AnneEyhtMeyer - maybe I shall start a campaign, and then we will see.

(or, maybe not. But maybe)