'E his, hay serious, hack-torrrr. I luv 'im. I get 'im. I feel we are kindred spirits, one day destined to meet possibly against his will on a set in Doskany.

My beloved Tom Athos, sweet dreams my darling. You are absofuckinglutely positively a superrrrrrb actor, and sex on legs to boot. I may possibly be 3 years your senior, but I feel, that with your maturity, and my extra learn-ed sex skills, we could make it work.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 22:41

Awww I love Porthos and Alice.

And, considering Connie and d'Art are having illicit sex he is being a right tossed to her.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 22:47

Aramis and Dog are sword fighting over me. Don't hurt him Aramis, you know I love you.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 22:51

Connie don't kiss him, don't do it. She is lovesick and I love it.

Stinklebell · 29/03/2014 22:59

Thanks! I just read my post back and it sounds a bit like she randomly asked DD, it was as she was putting our shopping through and she got to half of Sainsbury's stock of sanitary protection, she didn't just accost her. I think to start she thought she was being nice to DD really, just really inappropriate and didn't read DD's body language too well. The tampon tirade is what made me see red. But anyway, I'll see what they say when they ring me, if not a stroppy letter will be winging its way to Sainsbury's. DD just wants to forget the whole thing I think so I won't make anymore mention of it to her

Ingles. You lucky so and so. I think I might have died

LetUsPrey · 29/03/2014 23:00

Anne when you get to the bit where Constance breaks it off with him, could you do me a favour please? When she's standing there with tears in her eyes, barely keeping it together, and he doesn't see it, would you tell him to just look at her FFS. You don't have to shout, but you can if you want.

Thanks.

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:10

Ok so prosecco may have run dry. I am now reduced to vodka with the only mixer available - 'lemon ice' flavour energy drink. Who even drinks this stuff? It is exdps. I am all for organic pleasure. But desperate times, desperate measures etc etcetera...

I'm thinking, this is the stuff to write speeches by. I need to tap into my Unagi.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 23:12

LetUs only just read your request but I did shout (quietly so as not to wake DS3) - great minds.

LaComtessdelafere · 29/03/2014 23:14

Ingles. Yes you have got my attention. Come and sit down nicely with the wenches and spill. All of it. Every little detail. Oh the deliciousness of it all. I'll get you a prosecco and just tell us about how fucking fabulous that man is.

LetUsPrey · 29/03/2014 23:17

Drink the vodka neat Hannah.

Thanks Anne. 'preciate it.

I am off to bed. Night wenches

LaComtessdelafere · 29/03/2014 23:18

Ps stinkle. I'd be feckin furious too. I'd reply in more detail but I'm multi tasking watching Breaking Bad and there's just been a real jaw dropper and I can't focus. Not with the Tom news as well....

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 23:18

I just found a thread about literary quotes, I won't be able to sleep now. FFS.

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:21

Stinkle - you're missing the point. She shouldn't have commented on your shopping in the first place. There was no discretion, no consideration for how the customer might see/receive things in a different manner to her. It was presumptuous, out of line, and down right rude to get involved in a conversation about your shopping, never mind the fact that the items in question were of such a personal nature.

I'm not being snobbish here. I have had my share of front line jobs. I have also been manager in a heavy pressure environment dealing with the gp. I understand it from both sides. This woman was out of order. End of.

Your dd shouldn't have to deal with the how this situation may or may not have made her feel. Because it shouldn't have happened in the first place.

And I say this as a chatty friendly customer. There are safe topics. And there are inappropriate topics. If this woman doesn't know where the line is, her managers need to be held accountable. This is not on.

Can't believe you feel a large qty of certain items in your basket is somehow justification. It's not. She was inappropriate.

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:26

Sorry Stinkle, if that sounds rude and bossy. Please read my post about energy drink vodka. I'm just outraged. I feel like I'm channeling your dd horror. That kind of thing would've scarred me for years

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 23:31

Totally agree with Hannah. She doesn't have a clinic for nothing.

Stinklebell · 29/03/2014 23:39

Oh, no, no. I do agree. Totally rude and completely inappropriate, she should never have mentioned any of it. I was just reading back my earlier post and didn't think it made much sense. It obviously did and I'm confusing it all even more, so ignore the second one.

I have complained and if the outcome of that complaint isn't satisfactory, I will be taking it further.

Perhaps I need energy drink vodka, Baileys has made what's left of my brain fall out of my head

And the thought of breathing the same air as Tom Burke

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:41

Comtess - isn't it amazeballs! I went through a phase of finding Walter White tempting. As was Hank. By the end I'd lost my interest in W.W but possibly still would have Hank, as he is just such a mans man. It's brill though. Where are you up to?

....aaaaand on another note, I've just been catching up on recent episode of my namesake, and the song played on closing credits could be added to album. It's very 'wench power'. I remember the cringey dance moves that I did accompanied this and to rest of album DRINK, you probably weren't even born yet were you? But proof that you youngsters dint invent fem power... here you go... I always thought Spinderella was the coolest, but I danced/rapped like the other two.

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:43

Ooh vodka baileys? Isn't that called a slippery nipple in cocktail terms?

If not what is ? I know it's baileys poured on something in a shot glass, so that it curdles up into ball of jizz phlegm.

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:43

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:44

Ffs!

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 23:49

D'ya know what bothered me the most Stinkle. Is that we rarely think, in time, about how we would choose to react. And we just do the British - I'll apologise even though you upset me/service was shit/ hair looks diabolical thing. It's just a shame that's all. As a woman, you could take it on chin, perhaps . But for dd, it's more of a deal. Anyway, she's got you, you wouldn't have posted if you weren't a great/thoughtful mum, so in long run, I'm sure she'll be fine. And when she's old enough, she can be knighted into the hall of wenches and learn about how her honour was fought for, in her absence

Ingles2 · 29/03/2014 23:55

I'm home! :D
Ok, so ds2 and I went to RADA tonight to see the prize fights.. basically this is where the current students perform a scene involving either armed or unarmed fighting...
We're not even vaguely actory types, but ds2 is a very good fencer, and we were given the tickets by one of his coaches. It was brilliant and we had a great time (even though it was totally unsuitable for ds2 really who has never heard so much swearing in his life )
Anyway it transpires TB was there to judge the best unarmed fight.. I didn't even realise until ds2 casually mentions that there's a musketeer sitting opposite..:D and yes he looks exactly the same, hair, beard etc...he was with a male friend and I looked for him at the interval, but he was obviously whisked away to avoid stalkery types like me
Sadly we didn't stay for the second half, so I didn't get to see TB present his prize the need for japanese food was greater
(and Tom if you happen to read this, please tell me you gave the prize to the boys performing the Sopranos?)

HannahHorvath · 30/03/2014 00:02

Anyway! Here are my lyrics....

I hereby dub thee, Ye Rap O Ye Wenches....

learn the words wenches. Yeah!

Wench muskefuckin Power!

HannahHorvath · 30/03/2014 00:11

Erm two things....

I knew he was busy!
this "friend" he was with. Exactly how "friendly" did he look? There is so much speculation, and very little evidence as to which way TB likes his muffin baguette buttered. Just curious.

TB I will always love you regardless, and would consider surgery. Apparently I can be quite manly if I want to. Yet am also incredibly sexily feminine too! I'm sure we could make it work.

Ingles2 - you deserve a badge for this. The WenchHood society of Wenches will convene on the morrow. Your case shall be considered. Good work. Good work indeed.

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