At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

"I'm really rather pissed!

Ok, So, I have skimmed the thread, there is something about an obtuse checkout lady and somebody has met somebody else but really, this has taken me ages to type to make sense... I think I ought to go to bed. Lovely day for ds2, twatbadger being his usual twatbadger self. If U were that pissed I would start declaring my undying love for you all. As it is I probably won't. Now, I've really concentrated on my typing up until now - lets see whay ahhens whaen I stop concentateign. ooooops , Athos - pass the red wine....

Night.

Ooh justin thyme. Was just orf to bed..... Mavis, MAVIS < shouts> c'mere luv. That's it my your bed is this way. DO YOU REMEMVER GREYNA MABIS? DO YPU? THATS RIGHT MAVE, WE SHARED SIMETHING SPECIAL. LETS COMNEMORATE IT MAVIS.

THATS IT. OPEN THE SPEVIAL SUITCASE. YES I'LL WEAR IT THIS TINE. THE PORTHOS PRODDER. THATS YOUR FAVE, MAVE INNIT ?

C'MON MAVE, LEST GO TBED. < bum pinch>

I FUCKIN LOVRD YOTR CAKE MSVIS. WAS
BEAUTIFUL

WAS ICING OF DELIGHT MAVE. ON TOP OF CAKE. LIKE A CHERRY MAVE. DYA WANT MY CHERRY MAVE? Zzzzzzzzzzzz

I love you Hannah. That is all

Fuck. 5 episodes of Breaking Bad series 4 (end bit) and I finally catch on about the fucking clocks. So now its 2 feckin am. Fuck.

Anyway night all. Hannah, I've almost cried over your hysterical butvh/ fem tirade. He really is worth anything eh.

Ingles, you have done well my love. The wenches are v v pleased. How you controlled yourself from bodily jumping him, I have no idea, you're a better woman than I.

See you tomorrow for the finale, awards, badges and speeches. Can. Not. Wait. Love you all.

CANT'T SLEEP CAN'T SLEEP CAN'T SLEEP! Typical. Mother's Day "lie in" AND the clocks have changed so I've lost an hour anyway. Been awake since 4am (or 3am?!). No energy to be arsed even watching an episode! Urgh.

But BUT BUT BUT! It's SEEEEEEEEEXXXXMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!

However...

LAST ONE!

Made even more distressing by the fact, well...YOU KNOW!

That aside I can't bloody wait! I'm going to create some divine creation later to celebrate our time together. Well, providing I've not died of exhaustion.

Morning.
Sexmaaaaasssss. Hoorah.
Last one. Sad.
Forgot about checks.
Laughing at Mavis being pissed. Grand entrance. Storming through doors like Arhos and his four entrances . Fab.

Ingles. Well done wench. Good detective work. But very unhappy that Burke is not at boot camp. That Doesnt sit well with me. I want them all together and am not happy that they aren't.

And ..... When is he going to fly out? Not happy.

Forgot about clocks.
Athos and his door entrances.
Flipping I phone.

Was MTM really the last post at 6:14? Is everyone else getting a lie-in? Or is there something wrong with my screen refresh?

Stupid Croup, stupid 5 hours sleep. Stupid BST making DS think it's fine to get up at '7am' IT'S NOT 7AM IT's 6 SODDING AM AND I'VE BEEN AWAKE WITH YOU HALF THE NIGHT. GO BACK TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Can't decide whether to insist on watching tonight live and dealing with trauma of not knowing what's going to happen until it appears on screen, or wait for spoilers and then watch it. Dither.... Of course, after last night I may not even manage to stay awake until starts.

Morning all. Currently the dcs are making breakfast in bed for twat badger . I've made my own cup of tea. Feeling remarkably spritely all things considered.

Looking forward to the grand finale. I'm another who hasn't ordered the DVD so will be going cold turkey once they've dropped off iplayer.

Morning all, I hope you are all doing ok?
stinkle I'd be furious about all that! you are not over reacting I wouldn't be surprised if it's going round and round in your dd's head.
I think an assortment of stuff for her to try would be my approach, I never got on with lilets, found them difficult to get in, so applicators were better for me. Now I use washable as everything else gives me The Itch.
I had a similar experience when I first went bra shopping at ten.

Things not going well here. . One of the reasons I'm desperate to train and get a job is so I can have some income ready for when the shit really hits the fan. I got called a fucking cunt on Friday night, so there we go. It wasn't even in the heat of an argument it was because I drifted off feeding babyTwit in bed. Not sure where to go from there really. I need a job.
I think he feels a bit bad today though, I've got breakfast in bed courtesy of Twit15, tea (Twit12), flowers (Twit8) and two cards made at school and delivered by Twit6 and Twit2.
We'll see.

hannah I think you need Muse Hysteria on your soundtrack too. Appropriate I think.
hi ingles2* what a cool day. Why don't I have cool days like that?
letus as always, you are the enabler and I thank you.

do I get a badge? remember my opening post? . My YouTube moments? preying mantises?

I hope you all have a great day, I'm not sure I'll be back much, DH and the BigTwits are at football, so I'll be busy with the SmallTwits and Sunday lunch. Hopefully I can though, would be nice to share today with you all to you all on Mother's Day. And for being you.

Morning all

Woken by DH jumping on me, literally and not sexily declaring happy Mother's Day and asking if the kids made me a card. No because that requires so adult input and you didn't input it. Last night DS1 gave me a massive hug and said that was my present and they all jumped on me this morning. I can't get annoyed about it as I knew he wouldn't pull his finger out.

Mavis - have a shot if whiskey for your tea. I have no idea why but its supposed to be good so here you are. I love drunk posts.

Malcolm, Oblomov AnotherHelen and newbie who saw TB and everyone else IT'S SEXMAS!!!!!!!!

Yes, cold turkey for me too

Twit -I have never properly stopped working precisely for this reason. Although I now think we will just drift apart, as the DC get older I will get more hobbies etc and he will watch TV I presume. Be strong and keep on going, when the time is right it will be right.

I am amazed by how many if us seem to be waiting it out.
(Obv some very happy too).

Morning wenches.

Extra wenchy wishes to those with twatty H/P/XH/XP - delete as appropriate. Take delete to mean whatever you wish.

I've had handmade cards off both DC, lots of handmade bits off DS2 (courtesy of childminder), Pimms, chocolate, and a cup of tea in bed.

Thanks to Ingles2 for the update. I am excited for tonight. Will probably be watching on a bit of a delay.

I'm re watching from episode one. At least I'm aiming to do this.

Yes anne, waiting it out. I suppose I could try and find work at supermarket, but can't stand it.
Bt odd, but I'd quite like to work at local undertakers... not for any weird reasons, just would like to help people celebrate a loved one IySWIM?

Why did Dog collapse? In the first one.

Exterminate, exterminate!
Twit's DH you are to be exterminated!
Mission accomplished by DrinkDalek!

It sounds good that you have a direction you'd like to take Twit.

I think Dog collapsed because he hurt himself when he jumped out of the window.

He had jumped out of a window iirc.

Sad about those wenches waiting it out. I probably would be too if xh hadn't buggered off. But knowing what I know now it's so much easier on your own than in a crap relationship. No seething resentment for one.

Well happy Mother's Day to all wenches, live or lurking. Here's to the final episode

Morning wenches.

Well after that stupidity regarding clocks I.am.knackered. however, good mothers day set up, a card made by all, v sweetly coloured in and a copy of the Three Musketeers New translstion by will Hobson. Amazon cookies are a wonderful thing. Well done to thela fere children.

Breakfast awkwardness tho. Coffee with the grounds in... I've tried to swallow can't. Some muesli from a tub in the cupboard which is approx 3 yrs old that I haven't dealt with. I'd rather take my chances with the icing of death. Will try to dispose quietly and get a cup of tea shortly.

So wenches all. I'm sorry that so many of you are being dicked around and having to settle for ok. Twit, I just feel so fucking cross about the 'fucking cunt' you've had to bear.
So dive in to the thread ladies. Wash in the perfume of leathery men, filled with passdion, honour , charm and noble purpose. This is romance. This is a properly excellent place to escape to. Dive in.

This is nice gif set

Let's keep them guessing where Athos is

This shows off those amazing uniforms really well

Wow proper close up of Aramis and his perfect moustache.

Twit you give him five beautiful babies and he says that to you. I'm not even remotely offended by being sworn at. Sometimes when it's exclaimed and used in a humorous and well timed manner it's actually highly amusing. But YOU were feeding your baby and clearly so totally exhausted (understandably being a mother of five to children in such varying ages) that you drifted off in bed, then that truly shows just how low the man who is supposed to give you everything can actually stoop to. I hope your lovely children make you feel as loved and appreciated as you deserve to be today and I hope your "D"P feels like shit, because the only cunt in this situation is HIM.

I think we all need our own perfect Peter Capaldi clone for when these men who are supposed to be our real life "Musketeers" just break our hearts and make us feel worthless! No doubt there would be many millions required.

Mornin wenches.

So apparently, it was bedtime about 2 hours before I went. Got to sleep at around 4a.m. That's the beauty of insomnia, it doesn't care whether you're pissed tipsy or not.

Shat myself that time was flying even faster than norm, until I realised iPhone had automatically changed itself.

Mavis did you like my last msg? I typed most of it free handed like you did, with no concentration. Think it looks quite good reading back this morning. Like some secret language. A bit, you wouldn't know, if you didn't know, kind of thing.

Twit! I was going to send out a wench search party for you last night. Your dh sounds like a right twat! I know these things are always very complicated, but honestly, I'm only just starting the separating lives process, and while I have moments of sheer panic about future, I also know that the alternative, for me, would be a life sentence of misery.
Not to go all cheesy, but, you only get one shot at life. So for any of you who know deep down, you're not happy with your dh/dp, don't kid yourself, starting planning/thinking now for your extraction plan. I know for some it's just a bad patch. But I think instinctively, we know the difference. Some things never change.

Anyhoo, good luck, and best wishes to all you wenchy mothers today.

Haha having said that, it's funny how Richelieu The Ultimate Wanker is my favourite!