At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

Ps thanks granny comtesse for your wise, booze addled advice.

Why do none of these footballers have facial hair??? What is the point of you?????

That was for LaComtess btw.

Oh and thanks for my locket. So generous of you, and was a nice touch to make it vibrating. I love that when I open it, a massive leather Musketeer cock instantly inflates, like one of those rubber dinghys. So thoughtful

(I thought yours looked amazing pressed up to the minibus window)

Really must get out of bath now. It has been over an hour after all. And these boobs are pretty chilly on the summit now.

Mavis - how is the Icing of Death, death toll now??...

Yes. Well outside at mo cos no reception in pub. And arsenal were losing as usual. Useless feckers.

Someone tell Nasri he
has put on the wrong shirt by mistake!!!

(Its been a long time since I watched the football.)

Now can I just squeeze in a few more nows now, before I go?

Right then now I'm off, fo real.

Shag you all layer wenches.

Shit! There are how many of them now?

Ah LetUsPrey, just you wait for what I'm going to do to you (on your allocated days of course)

Honoured at last . Now I've got two, now do I get on the fucking Rota?? .

LetUs, enjoy your healthy portion of Porthos (get me with alliteration, Anne, look, cultured too, honest .

Drink and Stink, have you got anywhere with the whole OBE. They seem to give then.out for all sorts of boring shit about business, do it would make a nice change forthem...

When you think about it, santi and I are so perfect for each other. Spanish speaking: check. Same school year: check. Like football: sort of check.

< aches from laughing about the cock locket> . I think we should all get one. Another merchandise.opportunity BBC...

LaComtesse sure let's prepare some knighting ? for Malcolm. That's a re ply to the suggestion from the last thread.

Madame- kick to the kerb, sounds like good riddance. Seriously, he probably will be too lazy to go for 50-50 residency.

Not musketeers stuff, but it is Peter Capaldi

I know a lot about football. I first impressed dh with my knowledge of the offside rule.
Carbonara and I could send hours post sex talking about Sanchez and Valdez and other Chilean footballers!!

Just caught up with today's posts, stuck on sofa with DS (who is feeling rough) curled up on me watching Deadly 60. One handed typing.

Waves vaguely at wenches... (and agree with Elk about contributions being mostly irrelevant by the time I've caught up - apart from the imdb stuff when I was surfing working and reading in real time.)

God, by the time I've typed this, the series will be over. Very slow at left handed typing!

LeyUsPrey I have to use a different side of my brain to think about PC being The Doctor...you know...the side that doesn't control my BLADDER because it's so exciting I wet myself.

Best
Actor
EVER

Why such hatred, Hannah?

Naah drink, he definitely would unfortunately.

Oblomov are you man c?? Have some of that...

Definitely think we should have an awards ceremony tomorrow. For wenches and the boys. Best sex face, best stare, best hat doff etc. Time and episode number given, each put to the public vote.

I did a Swagger today wenches. You know when you walk out of the hairdressers & you feel DAMN good? Well, that was me after having my fringe cut in which also handily covers up last night's concussion

I am going to put this new-found swagger to good use on my rota night tonight with Aramis.

I am also hoping that it takes 10 years off me, as was its purpose, so that it brings me into some sort of ball-park with Dog. 24 FFS.

The Voice tonight has Shakira and Enrique on it. Santanarbra is BOUND to be girating against Anne and his other Wenches in excitement.

I have just seen Aramis & Porthos at Mass.

I chucked em 30 livres each & said I'll see to you later to A.

Work that fringe sparkle. the stitches hardly show

Mtm, he doesn't care about other slebs. He's too grounded and normal. Quiet night in with the wife.

Whats the score ob? Im outside chaining silk cut.

Time to go home and face the music I suppose.

Mwa mwa mwa all.

Was it revealed where Athos got his 30 livres from? Obviously Aramis and porthos went fishingand milady stumped up for Dog, so has Athos still got aristo cash or what?

Sparkle, I love that feeling. It happens to me very, very rarely... [Grin]

Just to say to any BBC producers lurking, that I'm so very grateful for the second series. It would be beyond shit if we didn't know at this point if it was coming back. And look at how many people just love it.

Noticed today it gets a very good press in the Guardian, who I really do trust to know proper good telly. And that's a proper critical paper.

So Jessica , Adrian etc thanks ever so. And if you want any ideas of storylines, just keep reading. Mwah. Mwah luvvies xxxxxxx ((((big luvvie hugs))))))))

Goodness me...imagine the Carrrrdinal Richelieu gloving me 30 livres to "relieve" him? HASHTAG, ALL TIME LOW BUT MY WORD WHAT AN EXCITING THOUGHT.

Gloving? Well ok. I Did mean "giving" but I like the sound of gloving.

Just imagine him gloving you...