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THE VOICE- it's FINALLY the last of the blind auditions- there will be many tears and drawn out fake tension (probably).

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Raahh · 22/02/2014 16:29

The judges will have all their acts by the end of tonight. We can hardly contain out excitement Grin.

Here are the songs the auditionees will sing:

Tom Barnwell
American Boy by Estelle

Johnny
All Night Long by Lionel Richie

Jane Fraser
Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gaye

Roxanne Yarnold
Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine

Gary Poole
Valerie by Amy Winehouse

Angie Brown
I’m Gonna Get You by Bizarre

Luciee Marie Closier
Mama Do by Pixie Lott

Teresa Vasiliou
I Found Someone by Cher

Bianca Nicholas
One by U2

Aaliyah Dickens
Read All About It by Emeli Sande

Kenny Thompson
New York State of Mind by Billy Joel

Joe West
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake

Jamie Lovatt
Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good) by Rozalla

Nomakhosi Nkosi
Get Ready by The Temptations

Liz Oki
A Different Corner by George Michael

Pete Davies
Roxanne by The Police

Erin
White Flag by Dido

Cherri Prince
Stop by Sam Brown

There's bound to be one judge probably Bill who will spend ages picking their last act.

See y'all at 7pm!

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 22/02/2014 19:22

Buzzcocks id parade beckons.

Roussette · 22/02/2014 19:22

that's fine. She'l be happy. Everyone recognises the song.

NEXT

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:23

Ohwhat- definitely. And they won't choose her Sad

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SuePurblybilt · 22/02/2014 19:23

Did Bill-Je-Suis just tell her 'Cheer up, you made me richer and more successful'?

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:23

Did she just say 'Ricky Wilson' as if she knew who the fuck he was?

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 22/02/2014 19:23

I already don't like the next one for the superfluous e on lucie

SuePurblybilt · 22/02/2014 19:23

They may not remember the singer, but they surely won't forget the tit lasso made from PEARLS

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:24

Kylie is looking out for a girl. i know a few girls who would be delighted to hear that.

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Cocolepew · 22/02/2014 19:24

I was thinking that sue, Fergie is Sitting in her mansion now and it's all because of YOU.

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:25

Next series lord help us Bill.je.sius will be wearing a tit lasso. Since he's stolen the woman's career, might as well pinch her look.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 22/02/2014 19:25

Knew she would look like this.

Cocolepew · 22/02/2014 19:25

It looks like New Look has vomited its contents on her. Less is more dearie

SuePurblybilt · 22/02/2014 19:25

If you looked like her, why would you not go on XF?

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:25

Awful.

Noooooooo!!!

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LottieJenkins · 22/02/2014 19:25

Another Duffy/Lulu.................. YAWN!!!!!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 22/02/2014 19:26

Melisma all over the shop.

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:26

Her parents couldn't spell Lucy.

There's no hope.

She is changing the tune 'to make it her own' etc

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Roussette · 22/02/2014 19:26

Personally I hate hate hate this style of squeaking singing

Cocolepew · 22/02/2014 19:26

Its alvin and the chipmunks, all three of them.

BOFtastic · 22/02/2014 19:26

Has she discovered something like helium which isn't helium? Give the girl a Nobel prize for saving the party industry.

SuePurblybilt · 22/02/2014 19:26

She's managed to pick the most annoying traits from Pixie/La Claw/Clagger et al and merge them in one perky package.

SanctiMoanyArse · 22/02/2014 19:26

Oh aged she'd drive me nuts.

Mind last week the brother of he TA of my eldest was on, this lass has same personality as his TA. Eldest is emo, the partnership failed!

Raahh · 22/02/2014 19:27

Wait fir the 2 minute last noteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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HappyMummyOfOne · 22/02/2014 19:27

PMSL coco, you're spot on there Grin

Cocolepew · 22/02/2014 19:27

What tge hell is going on? Her voice is all over the place?