THE VOICE- it's FINALLY the last of the blind auditions- there will be many tears and drawn out fake tension (probably).

[Raahh]

The judges will have all their acts by the end of tonight. We can hardly contain out excitement .

Here are the songs the auditionees will sing:

Tom Barnwell
American Boy by Estelle

Johnny
All Night Long by Lionel Richie

Jane Fraser
Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gaye

Roxanne Yarnold
Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine

Gary Poole
Valerie by Amy Winehouse

Angie Brown
I’m Gonna Get You by Bizarre

Luciee Marie Closier
Mama Do by Pixie Lott

Teresa Vasiliou
I Found Someone by Cher

Bianca Nicholas
One by U2

Aaliyah Dickens
Read All About It by Emeli Sande

Kenny Thompson
New York State of Mind by Billy Joel

Joe West
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake

Jamie Lovatt
Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good) by Rozalla

Nomakhosi Nkosi
Get Ready by The Temptations

Liz Oki
A Different Corner by George Michael

Pete Davies
Roxanne by The Police

Erin
White Flag by Dido

Cherri Prince
Stop by Sam Brown

There's bound to be one judge probably Bill who will spend ages picking their last act.

See y'all at 7pm!

A bus driver told me I had an ugly baby once. I sat down, outraged, ranted to the guy next to me, and he said "Go and give him what for, love- I'll hold your monkey..."

Night all.

BOF- kaboom-tish!

And on that bombshell...GOODNIGHT.

BOF

Right then- onto the shout offs. Good stuff.

i can now tidy the kitchen.

Nighty night y'all- see you next week.

Brilliant BOF!

Ah, Bof. The old ones are the oldest, innit?
Night all. See you next week

I've just realised who Kyle reminds me of.

My colleague. Who I really dislike but could never quite put my finger on why.

Kylie has shown me why.

Like the way she is interested or sympathetic - its the same fakeness my colleague has. Same tone of voice, same mannerisms.

Hell, they even look a bit alike.

Really freaked out now, as I was a Kylie fan, but not any more now!