THE VOICE- it's FINALLY the last of the blind auditions- there will be many tears and drawn out fake tension (probably).

[Raahh]

The judges will have all their acts by the end of tonight. We can hardly contain out excitement .

Here are the songs the auditionees will sing:

Tom Barnwell
American Boy by Estelle

Johnny
All Night Long by Lionel Richie

Jane Fraser
Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gaye

Roxanne Yarnold
Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine

Gary Poole
Valerie by Amy Winehouse

Angie Brown
I’m Gonna Get You by Bizarre

Luciee Marie Closier
Mama Do by Pixie Lott

Teresa Vasiliou
I Found Someone by Cher

Bianca Nicholas
One by U2

Aaliyah Dickens
Read All About It by Emeli Sande

Kenny Thompson
New York State of Mind by Billy Joel

Joe West
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake

Jamie Lovatt
Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good) by Rozalla

Nomakhosi Nkosi
Get Ready by The Temptations

Liz Oki
A Different Corner by George Michael

Pete Davies
Roxanne by The Police

Erin
White Flag by Dido

Cherri Prince
Stop by Sam Brown

There's bound to be one judge probably Bill who will spend ages picking their last act.

See y'all at 7pm!

Is her mike turned down?

Not sure about the Daily Mail shoes, mind.

Apart from the faces.

She'll be hounded off for having nice hair, MissBee

Singing through nose.

They'll be kicking themselves

Oh good- she at least tried the 2 minute last ditch warble.

The dress definitely doesn't need the bow.

Dm shoes?

True Coco Kylie would be putting immac in her shampoo

Good old Tom up there for a hug like a rabbit out the trap.

ROAR at the swapped faces
S'Toma is having a go at that too. He's mentally putting her face tits on the 'When you touch me' song.

Oh yes I felt bad too, but thought what the hell

This one I bet.

Beige shoes. A staple of the DM.

Her mum's always there, because she has glued her to the sofa.

DM shoes = ill fitting courts, usually nude, too high for wearer. Worn when posing and pointing for Sadface story or improbable weightloss tale.

Did this one come on her bike? She appears to be wearing cycling shorts.

Boys call this one proclaims. HATE this song, in any form.

Mmm maybe not.
Cheers Bof.

Even though she is wearing Crood boys shirt, and singing Sande, i sort of like her.

Im all for parents supporting their children, but for fucks sake stop telling them they can sing.DD1 sounds like shes being strangled and I let her know it.

I thought someone would turn

But if looks could kill...