Celebrity Big Brother: Thread 8 - Are there any depravities we haven't witnessed?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Can we take any more? Will we make it to the end? The beginning seems so long ago. Anyone remember anything Lionel said in the house apart from "Suck my dick"?

I thought about cancelling the eye-bleach order after Lee went, but I see we still need it with Dappy in the house. Send for the tankers!

[TortillasAndChocolate]

I think I would be scared of that. Especially as I've been single for a while

[thornrose]

OH.....MY......GOD I just got in from work and thought I'd see if I'd missed anything

[TortillasAndChocolate]

I only looked once - not sure how I posted twice. Sheer shock I think.

[Only1scoop]

Tortilla Hhhhmmmmm

[LottieAndTheDinosaur]

tortilla"are you sure?

So this is probably a dumb question but how did that god awful pic help get his single to number one??

[QOD]

I keep singing "dappys dick dappys dick Dappy Dappy dappys dick"

[mrsjay]

If you say it another 3 times it appears in front of you

[TortillasAndChocolate]

Ok so I looked at that when I went to get a cuppa at work. I need to remember not to open the internet at my desk as it's still sitting there. This means I will have to face it again just to get rid of it. My eyes, my eyes!

[limitedperiodonly]

It's like his dick has stolen all nourishment from his body leaving the rest of it puny and stunted.

[Lighthousekeeping]

Is this the original photo that someone posted ages ago last week? I don't think I could look at another.

[LetZygonsbeZygons]

omg. lee will NOT admit doing anything wrong.
I like Jim.

[LiberalLibertine]

Where is the link?! I saw his old Twitter one, which was just a very long rectangle blacked out

[LiberalLibertine]

limited that must be what's happened! He seems quite happy with the arrangement though

[Only1scoop]

Liberal think its the same sans the rectangle
Anne popped link at bottom of old thread

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

Limited-it's like he's got at least 3 others' share in the penis dept as well as his own, isn't it?

[MaryMungoAndMidgies]

QOD

I'm the same! Every time Dappy and dick are mentioned in the same sentence I have to sing its theme tune.

It deserves a theme tune. Damn near has its own postcode.

[jalopy]

Did Olly's relatives give their blessing to him about Sam too?

[Only1scoop]

No they didn't....they were just busy telling him how they would all have 'roasties' around his large table next week.
I take it Olly cooks a mean roast.
Hope that's what was meant

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I go away for a couple of hours and you lot are still talking about Dappy's dick.

It's like his dick has stolen all nourishment from his body leaving the rest of it puny and stunted Limited I think you have solved the mystery.

[LottieAndTheDinosaur]

Arf at Dappy's dick needing it's own postcode CominThrough

[limitedperiodonly]

Or orbit. Dappy's dick could suck all energy in like some kind of fleshy black hole that Luisa might be powerless to resist.

[Commander6]

Verrrr late to all of this!

I dont think Lee will ever understand. I think that he really is that emotionally immature.
He seems to have no emotional clue whatsoever though Casey not seeming to care much is always going to sway some people

[Onesleeptillwembley]

But Dappy is so weedy if he got a donk on he'd surely faint.

[SpanishFly]

I keep getting cross that ex-housemates and a couple of newspapers have mentioned that Sam has been ill in bed for ages and has been removed twice from the house so she can have treatment. WHY IS THIS NOT BEING SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC?!??
And the correct comment from Luisa - Jim has been up for eviction every single time, ie the housemates want him out, yet the public keep saving him. So we're clearly not being shown why they dislike him.
Bloody "reality" TV.

[UsingMyRedPen]

Watching last nights show back today and noticed (must have missed this somehow last night) that Dappy really told Lee off - told him exactly which behaviour has been confusing Casey, even fucking demonstrated it, and Lee still totally denied any wrongdoing. Then Luisa also tried to point out where he was going wrong and he brushed her off as well, went into the diary room and spun his stupid fucking line about not leading Casey on - he really is a pathological liar. He actually believes his own bullshit!