The voice- 25th January

[Raahh]

Apathy has set in to the point I can't think of a witty title. And I'm stuck in traffic trying to leave the Trafford centre- so there is every possibility I will miss the show.

So- in case I have to camp in my car- I need entertaining.

Which means this is probably not the right show to pick. But I'm stubborn.
Oh, and I've no idea what time it starts[grins]

And I've just realised it's the 26th. Sorry .

Nope, it's the 25th.
I missed last week with RL stuff ( I KNOW. On a Saturday night) but I'm in tonight. Ready for PRIMING and pouting and pointlessness.

It better be better than last weeks, that was shiter than usual.

Did you see Grandad Bubble got a recird deal?

The auld fella they didn't like? Did he?
I am waiting with a Sherbet Dib Dab.

Yep. He was on Breakfast and Mike Batt phoned in and offered him a 6 month deal. He's going to be a Womble

I have a cup of tea and a treat size bag of Minstrels.

Excellent. I do like a Womble.
S'Toma was jealous of him, innit?

Why does Emna pin her hair up every week? Just cut it woman.

Reasons I like Charlene better than Jessie J:

No pleather
No singing
She's not Jessie J

Me and Dh are now arguing about Kylie. He likes her

Estate Agent in Nasty Suit and Smarmy Personality Shocker

I do like Emmas t

Oops - t shirt.

No no no
We HAVE Olly Murs. We don't need a spare. We didn't need the original.

Do you have to be orange to be on this?

He's flat!

S'Toma's face is slipping further south every week. It's hanging off those cheekbones like wet washing

I quite like wee Olly actually. I am 12 IRL.

Look at wannabe Ollies tide mark! Blend dear, blend.

Oh lord? Is it the 25th?? I am so dumb.

I am sort of here. I have to unpack shopping. I thought i was going to be stuck in traffic forever .

Aww, Grandad Buble is going to be a Womble? I am so .

Titchy Womble, that's me.

See- the Welshdar is way off

And we don't need a fake Olly Murs, any more than we need Olly Murs,

Oh, stop this pointless 'You're so GOOD' nonsense when you didn't pick them.
They need to spice this bit up. I say if nobody turns, release the Flying Monkeys to chase them home.

x -post Sue

Kylie thinks she's on par with Kate Bush doesn't she? Poor little pop poppet.

Wasps. Attack wasps. That is all.

There is more time spent chatting between the judges, than actually seeing acts.

YY, wasps would do a good job.
Spray them with jam and release the wasps