The voice- 25th January

[Raahh]

Apathy has set in to the point I can't think of a witty title. And I'm stuck in traffic trying to leave the Trafford centre- so there is every possibility I will miss the show.

So- in case I have to camp in my car- I need entertaining.

Which means this is probably not the right show to pick. But I'm stubborn.
Oh, and I've no idea what time it starts[grins]

Tasers.
Air rifles.
Rabid dogs.

Stop fucking talking.

God, this is hard without wine- 7pm seems so early. Hey ho, I suppose it's dark.

But Attack Wasps? Wasps only come with two settings: Attack and Drunk. There are no Friendly Wasps.

Never seen Ayesha spelt like that before!!??!!

Look at her mums cheekbones

I think we should have a tank to drop them in. Then release the piranhas.

Beyonce? Nononononono.

Do wasps prefer meat? Thats what the voice is missing, kylie smeared in dog food with attack wasps. The competitors must charm the wasps with their lovely singing before the diminutive, aussie pop hag is stung to death. A hit show.

She better not ruin this I live this song

Bill Je Suis buzzed. He wants those trousers for his clothing line

She has got some loooong legs! Those leggings would make a giraffe look stumpy!
Awful voice though.

Nice leggings :o

You can't charm wasps. They're not BEES ffs.

She's awful -must sound better if you are actually there

Shes only about 12.

Wish Kylie would stop with the sticking her arse out and thrusting her boobs forward, she's turning into Barbara Windsor FFS!

My least favourite type of singing.

She sounds like a child. I know she sort of is, but she sounds 11. Definitely not Womble material, but maybe Katie Melua.

That was dreadful. Was Britain's Got Talent full or something?

That was BLOODY AWFUL!!!!!

Well if you cant charm wasps, that adds a frisson of danger and futility also lacking. Im wasted in the nhs, bbc programming is my true calling.

But she's 19. Which isn't 16 , so therefore is too old.

And she was terrible- with Kylies' hair, circa 1988.

Do wasps die after stinging? That wouldn't be allowed . PETA would have Sir Tom naked on a poster.

You can't charm them, but you can lure them. They could lure the wasps whilst singing, to add the danger. Lure them into a bucket or something.