Celebrity Big Brother Thread 3 - I wouldn't want to be the cleaner in that house

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hope you don't mind me starting the next thread - the old one was dangerously close to full.

Get your eye bleach out ready for this evening!

I'd evict Jasmine because she's nasty and she's not even funny with it.

I'd like to see how Luisa copes without her. For all her act as a strong businesswoman she really does suck up to her.

I like Jim and Liz

Yes, Luisa uses her alliance with Jasmine to bolster her position in the house. She's a bully (see The Apprentice) and I think she would be a lot more vulnerable without Jasmine on her side. None of the men have shown any interest in her, which I think has surprised her.

You can't vote to save Luisa, Fox. I got an A in GCSE French!

Merde - I got a B. 1-0 to Anne.

Wasn't she knocked back by Ollie a few days ago when she was asking him if he liked how she smelt?

Yes I think so. On the Apprentice she never shut up about how gorgeous she is. I think the fact that no one fancies her on CBB has come as a huge shock.

I wonder if anybody has complained about last nights carry on people apparently complained abiut dappy and jasmine in the bath and through all the horror of last night but jasmine had her bra off in bed before she got up so her and luisa are at it as well

So Lee not up for nomination?
He really has got away with it and got a reprieve.
He is not coming across well at all and I had to hide my face at his ridiculous antics in 'that' task...
Also the awful drug comment probably should have been shown. They showed what Evander said and this is on a par re offensiveness.

The crush to Luisa's ego to be voted out this early would be sooooo worth it. Or wouldn't she be bothered ??

What was the drug comment?

Yes, Luisa must be horrified that no one is interested in her. She was flirting with Ollie - I don't know whether it was the conversation you noticed foxsticks. It was when she was asking him about his sexuality. He didn't appear to notice her. I wonder if he's really interested in Sam? He's pretty but sexless.

And I also agree that Lee has nothing going for him at all. He's repulsive to watch but maybe he wasn't nominated because Casey is annoying it's hard to feel enough sympathy for her to go for him.

If I had two nominations I'd go for Jasmine and someone bulletproof like Ollie so as not to split the vote.

If I was in the house I know I'd either go into my shell because of Jasmine or lose it with her, both of which might make me unpopular with viewers.

The editing this year is dire.

Wish me look I'm about to watch last nights.

He's pretty but sexless.

yes he is pretty much sexless , he remind me of a cute little kid,

good luck are you eating your tea be prepared to hit FF

I know Lee is disgusting but I would imagine luisa and jasmine are pains to live with

Rather you than me Lighthouse. It was grim.

Suck my this, thrust my that. From tap dancers no less. Fred Astaire wouldn't have lowered himself.

Car crash telly. hopelessly hooked

You'll need more than luck ...... I suggest an industrial sized bottle of eye bleach !

If I was going to vote it would be for Luisa . Her voice is like nails on a chalk board !

I still dont know why a successful business women like luisa wants to go on BB anyway or is she just got a cup cake shop and is depserate to be famous

My friend said it's a great cafe she's always working in it.

Well ff was a blessing I can tell you. Lionel really annoys me. Is his wife 82 as well? Someone at work told me that when she went to JD years ago he never bothered going on stage because he didn't like the lighting.

Is Liz even in there?

Why have we never seen anyone cooking or them all sitting down eating dinner??

Why are they pushing Jim like that? I hope Louisa goes.

Here you go limited period:

www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-brother/360193/Celebrity-Big-Brother-gang-s-x-rated-sex-scenes-too-filthy-for-TV

That's true, they never sit down for a meal, do they? Too busy wanking and bitching I suppose.

I don't think I'd buy a cupcake from Louisa, i wouldn't know where they'd been.

jim made sausages the other day that is the first time i noticed them eating or mentioning food, I cant see luisa going back into her shop now the cup cake buyers would run a mile

I know what you mean. I'd worry she hadn't washed her hands. Or what she'd been doing in the kitchen.

Jim cooked? Maybe he is a reformed character then. Previously he would have got a woman to cook them.

Rohypnol??? Oh, yes, I agree. If they're going to pull Evander up for homophobia...

It's all very unedifying isn't it?

At the risk of being a spoilsport I really do think I'd have refused to take part. And then probably invented religious reasons to save me from a backlash.

Actually no. I think I'd have said 'no, I'm debasing myself enough by appearing in CBB, I'm not pandering to the channel owner's need to fuel his sex channels.'

I wonder what Evander would have done? Really? I don't have religious views and I'd have refused on grounds of self respect so I guess he would have done.

Maybe they'd have stuck him in the Playschool part. I notice that they put Linda and Jim in that. Sleazy though Jim undoubtedly has been, maybe he would have objected.

Interesting that they guessed correctly that Lionel would go along with it...

Evanders 'gaff' is shown and hes reprimanded yet Lee is edited out? WTF? where are the priorities?

that 18 task was disgusting. I still feel sick!

and im admiring Jim for keeping calm atm.

Awww bollocks, had my mum to stay for few days, and have missed everything any chance of a quick summary?

Pleeease!!