Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

She can pretend to fancy him all she likes but I bet he's gay. Having said that isn't she is a gay icon?

He just called her Charlene!

I love that story, Pancake.

At least he admits why he choose Kylie.

Just be careful you don't catch the bum mites mate!

Pancake
That's a lovely story.

Lolol at 'I've fancied Charlene'

As silly as Kylie is she doesn't even approach the foothills of the Mountain of Fucking Annoyingness that was Jessie J.

celebrity love island

squoosh- that was my 'shit telly fix' of choice. It was abysmal.

Perhaps those gold hotpants were cheap synthetic material hence the discomfort.....

Kylie may be done for harassment at this rate, the old perv

Whatever happened to Celebrity Love Island? Can you imagine it these days? Those innocent days are long gone.

Lee Sharpe and Jayne Middlemiss you were tame as fuck.

Im off for a cold shower and a squirt of tea tree to ward off bum pests. Ttfn!

Maybe the hotpants were welded on and they are finally beginning to chafe.

I FUCKING LOVED Celeb Love Island. Whatever happened to Paul Danan? He was a lil bundle of entertainment

He claimed to love Charlene? He must have been about 5 when she left the programme

Next week.
Fo shiz.

Unless you're into anal fisting you probably wouldn't be allowed get the boat to Celeb Love Island these days.

I remember Jane Middlemiss wept and wailed and turned psycho over Lee Sharpe! Awwwww, a simpler time.

So, we have arse mites and Kylie is as annoying as Jessie.

Ricky is fucking hot.

Bill.E.Bollocks is not as mad as he was.

And S'Toma is same as ever.

See you next week.

Is it finished? Thank god for that.
Recorded Splash. Don't think I can cope. I might have to go and finish my book.
I'm just not hardcore enough for more shit telly. Got to build my stamina.

Kylie is pretty as a picture but jesus wept, when did she become so annoying?

Next week, y'all!

someone klaxon Sue!

Toodles until next Saturday.

Kylie arse, instead of being beautiful pink and pert as we all think, is actually red and inflamed. She didn't have buttock implants at all. She didn't need them.

Ooh:

"Leo Ihenacho from THE STREETS was turfed out of a Travelodge for smuggling in four girls he'd met in a club. Cops found them hiding in a bathroom and Leo was found guilty of breaching the rules. The girls then left him walking around Leeds at 5am."

The Bridge in 30 mins. Hurrah.

Squoosh, that she did - didn't she also call Abi Titsout a slag....ah, the halcyon days of early reality TV....

I'm off to watch Splash on catch-up. Then Celeb BB. A whole evening of classy TV!