Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Bless 'im

I wish instead of the judges having to explain why they didn't turn around the ones not picked just disappeared through the floor. Too much chatting.

Kylies face isnt real is it?

They're all gutted!

I like him but he seems a bit duuuuullll

I'm still at the harpie. Fuck me.

But he doesn't look angry Ricky.

coco - genius idea!

There really should be a trap door. It's retro and funny. Like pulling them off with a shepherd's crook.

He reminded me of that Tom person who had a massive hit last year. What's his name?

Kylie's face has come straight out of Madame Tussauds.

I think if they fail giant hoses should descend and spray them off the stage with klaxons and red lights. Would really add something.

Jones?

A shepherd's crook would be fabulous, Raahh.

Coco, that is a brilliant idea, they could have a trap door in to a pit full of crocodiles

Or clouds of bees.

Bloody hell - check out the soft focus on Kylie then.

Where can I get me one of those?

And Gunge Geraldine. Klaxons don't work without gunge on tv.

Woah! Soft focus on Kylie there!

Tom Odell Mme- I like him.

Or the chair on the Graham Norton show that just flicks them backwards.

Gunge, yes!

Not more children. 'My dad is my biggest fan' crap again

Klaxon: I love my dad, he's my biggest fan and roadie alert!!

Oh my Marvin is beautiful isn't he.
Oh my so is Ricky.

Bit of a phwoar fest tonight like.