I'm a Celebrity 2 - they're normally looking a lot skinnier by this point!

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Thought would get in there early in case something exciting happens and we all get carried away.

Just to make my stance clear - I love Alfonso, Vincent and David, falling out of love with Matthew and am really not liking Amy or Mo. Am pretty 'take em or leave em' about the rest

Hope you haven't got a sore head this morning, hallow!

I want Amy out. She adds nothing but irritation to the show.

Matthew seems to be handling the experience badly. Goodness only knows what he would be like if it was a normal year where they are all starving by now.

Joan seems to be slipping under the radar - has she done any challenges?

Don't have any particular liking for Amy but felt the drying up incident was way over the top. So what if she was doing it slowly? Mo and Annabelle made that into a humiliating incident.

Oh boo - wrote a long message and it disappeared!

Kian is my tip to win - he's a team player and a tough competitor in the tasks, but a kind man.

Amy is childish and selfish. The gum incident was sneaky. The attempt to manufacture a romance between her and Joey is dull. I don't think there is actually any chemistry and she's obviously a bright girl, so I don't think she'd be interested in Joey in the real world.

Joey is quite sweet but I find the celebration of the lowest common denominator/stupidity quite depressing. He has a good attitude though.

Matthew is a bully - don't like the way he speaks to the girls and he was very aggressive to Rebecca about the fire.

David is lovely - great attitude and up for the tasks despite his size/age.

Lucy is not doing herself any favours. The comment about Amy only crying because she was on camera was very bitchy. She seems very hard.

Rebecca is a sweetheart. Much softer than I thought she'd be, don't think she's strong enough to win.

Steve and Mo are amusing. Vincent is a sleaze and I can't help but judge Alfonso for leaving his new baby. The others are just meh!

I agree with everything Novia said

People do judge for leaving their kids when so young but I think better to leave a baby then a 3yr+ as they will miss daddy/mummy

And they do it for financial reasons - 3 weeks in the jungle and earn lots of thousands :) also do it some for failing Careers and relaunch theirselves

Romances rarely last out of the jungle - think only wedding was Jordan and Pete and look what happened

The meat would have made me heave but she did well

Maybe trials are too easy this year - makes better tv if hungry

Hello, I was on the other jungle thread and it wouldn't let me post, it has 1000 posts, is that the limit? Anyhow, we were discussing what a pompous fool Alfonso is, anyone agree?

I think Alfonso likes to talk a good fight but he hasn't got balls for a real confrontation. He prefers to go off and bitch one-to-one with someone. At least Matthew and Kian are prepared to be upfront with each other when they're pissed off.

It seems most of the women are really turning on Amy now, like she's some daft kid and they're going to pull her up for everything. She's an easy target. I thought Rebecca was very kind to her the other night and she's now gone up in my estimation. I don't have any great like for Amy, but I think the way it's being edited will get the public on her side. That's obviously why Lucy got the trial, because she was a grade A beeatch.

I agree, I feel sorry for Matthew, it's being edited so he comes across as aggressive and even slightly derranged! I like him, at least he has the balls to say what he sees rather than quietly bitching and dripping poison in people's ears like Alfonso the pompous!

I think the ones that get voted out first get the best deal.
They've fulfilled their contract and get to stay at the Versace for a week with their friends or family.
I think I'd be happy with that.

Apologies all! How embarrassing! I think my post was meant to read
"Just catching up after a very boozy meal out with DP, Lucy did really well in the trial, but there wasn't an awful lot of challenges in it, and also she lived on a farm (Emmerdale), so is used to guts and hearts!! But well done her, 10 meals is great. Matthew = twat.
Kian is great.
Still see don't like Lucy though."
I can translate it, but think I might possibly have gone off on a bit of a tangent re Emmerdale and the hearts/guts!
So I still don't like Lucy, Alfonso, Matthew. Looking forward to tonight. Have got supplies in (water and Hotel Chocolat goodies) so don't expect any more ridiculous posts from me!

Wow, that first sentence of my drunken post was really long wasn't it?

So it can't be claustrophobia then as she wouldn't be doing this?

Sorry, be allowed to be doing this?

That's how you tread water properly! I usually just flap about randomly!!

I hope that gave Rebecca some confidence.
And what a selfish little brat Amy is, since she's still hiding something. I hope they get all their meals tonight.

Amy is awful. Selfish, childish, desperate for fame and an annoying voice to top it all off.

If Amy is hiding something and they get fined a meal, i think that she should be made to forfeit her food.
Ah how nice is Joey?

I laughed when mo said to Steve when they were at the nice house
" you were aright miserable git when you were playing snooker"

also wasn't amy the one who said she was looking forward not to wear make up.

David is going down in my estimation now he has been so easily played by Amy.

"The boys go first - we know the tools"

Not in this house.

I don't get this camp saviour business.

I thought that Joey and Kian get to save 5 others from the first eviction. But now they are talking about viewers voting for another camp saviour. I don't get it.

Can a lovely person explain what the hell is going on !

Amy's not done that much wrong, that you include an annoying voice as a reason she's awful kind of indicates that.

A lot of what she's facing in there is down to jealousy plain and simple. Particularly odd is Lucy who keeps going for her despite having actually had implants and botox and done modelling work herself.