Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Rhyme Time

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

It's getting colder. Patients tend to spread the love and STDs in this season of goodwill. The Mill and Campus are over run with patients . Everyone needs to pick up the pace...

Rush rush
Home visit

Rush rush
Symptoms explicit

Rush rush
Diagnosis done

Rush rush
Well that was fun

Rush rush
Stroke of luck

Rush rush
WTF?!

So regulars please use the alcohol gel by reception before you sign in. Newbies and lurkers all welcome. Let the madness commence

Does anyone care about Aran and Jizz? My finger is twitching over the fast-forward button.

Chris was just checking out Zara in front of Daniel!

TBFE is looking good today in his jumper. He's really lovely. Why can't Jizz work her notice? Is there only one plane a year to Canada?

Oh! They've remembered the food bank for tomorrow's episode.

MsN - are you putting up the bunting to celebrate Jizz's departure tomorrow?

MN bunting

Think I prefer this one.

I agree, she doesn't have to fly the same day as Aran especially with no job to go to! Still the sooner the better . TBFE did look lovely today!

Really don't get why she had to get with Jimmi before meeting up with Aran and realising she loved him.

I wouldn't waste my top quality, hand stitched, fabric bunting on that Jezebel!

I might give her a hand packing though seeing as she is up duffed.

I think going out with Jimmi made her realise that anything would be better than Jimmi, Cinnamon!

She won't have much to pack, MsN. She tends to wander around the house in her bra.

Jimmi hasn't had a good storyline in ages.

Oh, off topic, today I refilled a beanbag. It made me miss Elaine and her necklaces of doom.

She had the most interestingly shaped face too. I used to get sidetracked looking at her jawbone.

Disclaimer: I may have too much time on my hands now the DCs are 8 and 10

I miss Elaine, and the beanbags. Back in the good old pre-6tl days

A 'decent storyline for Jimmi' is not something the writers are capable of. He even made his wife having an affair, and a divorce the dullest storyline in ages.

Well, the dullest storyline before the re-kindling of the Jizz/Arun love fest

The speed the Jizz/Aran storyline progressed smacked of an actress with Braxton Hicks and a quick exit needed before we see the head crowning

Has Jimmi ever had a storyline that wasn't dull? I'm struggling to think of one. He's just there to fill in the space really.

So now we've packed Jizz off to Canada what are we going to do about 6tl? They could do with a bit of a cull really, 6tl, Valerie, Chris and possibly FOD. Bring in some better characters.

No! Keep Val! I love her! She is comedy gold!

Jimmi had an interesting storyline when he was held hostage and chained to the radiator. Sadly he was the least interesting part of that storyline, even coming behind the radiator.

he was indeed less interesting than the radiator.

His hair annoys me.

But Val- comedy gold???

You realise that's how they'd describe OFAH, don't you?

...even coming behind the radiator

Sorry.

I only missed a week and a half but went from Jas being loved up with Jimmi to emigrating to Canada with Aran.

What sort of grown man would call himself Jimmi anyway? What's wrong with Jim?

Thank god it wasn't just me, MrsN . I had to read that a couple of times before I realised what Anne actually meant.

Which of you lot wants to go to work for me? Having a serious case of CBA today.

You two are disgusting.

Anne

Clay I'll swop you work for a school assembly. I've just remembered I have to be at the boys school for 2.15pm. Gah! Apparently there's an Indian theme and they boys will be dressed up. DS1 said "don't worry Mummy, you will be able to recognise me from my glasses".

DS2, who is terribly shy and self-conscious, is meant to be dancing. He spends most assemblys with his fingers in his ears and his eyes closed so God knows how he will manage to dance.

Still miffed I'm missing Doctors though.

School assembly sounds fun. Definitely better than receiving deliveries, stocking the shelves and photocopying. The photocopier and I are not friends this week.

Arf at 'you'll be able to recognise me from my glasses'.

:) have fun MsN

I'm currently wrangling snotty children while dh hides in the bathroom. Think we need a home visit. Sure Heston has cured colds by now.

I've just about got time to watch before my DD's class assembly, it's at 2.45. She suddenly said two days ago she needed to dress as an ancient Egyptian scribe, so has been sent in with one of my tee shirts as a tunic, a belt and a big feather as a quill. So that's on top of the evil crow costume needed for drama group tonight and a costume for each DC for the school performance next week.

Nope sorry ClayDavis, I have an hour of peace with all the children sleeping not swapping that! Although I might swap if you're happy to have my three littlies plus four big ones I have to pick up from school, two of whom stay until 7 :(