XFactor -Movie Week- THE RESULTS- It's the final frame...

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...but who for?

I think Joan is on shaky ground, and ICBINB was pretty rubbish. But will the Merkins be saved?

And I'm so exited about tonight, I don't even know who the guest acts are.

This is quite menacing. Like The Walking Dead.

I keep remembering Sharon's creepy comment to Wee Jimmy Wanky- "You look like a big boy", urgh. Totally pediafile.

Terrible singing, inappropriate song, just awful!

Snort at curly wurly

Wy do the producers insist on persisting with this group sing. Surely they can't think it's ever any good.

I adore the Merkins. Small is watching tonight, next to me, and she likes 'em too.
She also likes Wee Jimmy and Joan (because she likes her glasses).
I'm busy explaining why we don't vote.

Please X Factor stylists STOP buying jumpsuits

This is horrific. It's like glee but even less talented.

One thing I've never understood. Dermot does a new bands trendy style Saturday afternoon thing on r2 - how does he sleep at night doing this shit?

Obviously the paycheck helps. But really.

ICBINB was truly dire.

I think Derm gets through it by sneaking sips from Shazza's cup.

Sky -fowwwwwwlllll

grrrr

DS is watching this with me out of pity because I had a really crap weekend.

Dermie is a proper indie kid, I don't know how he resolves that, Chubb.
I like his radio show - it's the only place that still plays Pulp

A this point, I've decided that (much though I find them annoying), I'd be perfectly happy for the merkins to win. Mostly because it would be better than if any of the rest of them did. They might at least get a catchy winner's song.

I listened to a different class while doing the ironing this morning. Was bliss.

I'm so glad I didn't watch this last night. The ten second clips are more than enough.

They're all tuneless.

Blardy hell. Joan was dire last night.

I like to think that dermott is even more cynical than we are about this whole thing.

Joan sounds even worse in the re-cap.

Bazza and his 'celebrate being sixteen' and not tried as an adult

Who did they do that to, the other year? Tried to make them 'young'? It involved bobbysox and skipping iirc.

I think Derm is on this thread

WTF did Joan do to Moon River?

Thank god I didn't have to listen to the whole thing.

Oh, Chubb, how we have aged. Whilst doing the ironing

Sue, was it Diana Vickers?

I know, I know. Disco 2000 was my song. My first ever boyfriend and I even shared a birthday

When Luke does that creepy 'thanks' thing with his hands, I just think Uriah Heap.