X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

[BOF]

Ooh, they don't like it.

You dumped your mates for nowt.

[Raahh]

I'll have

That was shouty.

[cardibach]

I have drunk loads of wine but feel I need more. THis Hannah girl needs to do something with her held out notes - they are shit and dull.

[Raahh]

gave her all!

Bingo!!

[ArbitraryUsername]

I have someone else's 3 year old to looks after. I naively thought I might be able to do this with a cup of water and nothing stronger.

[Raahh]

Shitsinger thinks everyone is too young.

Was she SIXTEEN do ya think?

[BOF]

Never mind love, you can present YBF.

[SauvignonBlanche]

"How do you feel" she's lost her mates and she's going home.

[NoelHeadbands]

Schoolgirl error Arb, schoolgirl error

You can't do this sober. You just can't

It'd be like having a leg off with two nurofen

[StillaNortherner]

I'm gonna try for next years X factor and cry when they say a big fat unanimous no so I can get a hug from Dermot :)

[Raahh]

i really, really don't understand the format. And I'm not that drunk yet

And they seem to be dumping everyone they have previously wet themselves over.

[littlemisswise]

No she's eighteen Raah, 'twas her birthday last week. So 17 when it was filmed.

[Raahh]

Still- it's a good ambition to have. .

[HoneyDragon]

I'm sober

But I'm not terribly bright so I can cope


Well bugger me now I know how to pronounce tofifee

[ArbitraryUsername]

Right. I've opened a bottle of beer. We only had a bottle of red wine and I don't fancy that.

[HoneyDragon]

If you're hugging Dermott can you do a little thrust and report back what's actually down those trousers?

[MrsShrek3]

Noel
true.... I have
(or )

[Vivacia]

Poor Hannah. She didn't really have a choice to audition separately, and now she's out of the process at least two friends down.

[Raahh]

Shitsinger looks a bit lost.

[JustasmallGless]

Wedding singer... says it all really

[ArbitraryUsername]

Yuck. Murdering a lovely song.

[HoneyDragon]

I want kooky girl with the garden on her head on

[ArbitraryUsername]

Jade showing how much she wants it here.

[Raahh]

Is it my tv, or are they all orange?

[NoelHeadbands]

'Ah well cheers anyway!'