X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

Why is Nicole talking like that?!

Ooooh girls it's our last chance innit?

Yeah, like what should we wear to look the same?

Shorts?

Yeah shorts

But I ain't got any

Here, stick this gold top over your knickers Hun. No one will notice...

You don't say Nicole!

They were shit.

Travesty

Rubbish.

Right- it should be a free for all now- just run for the seats. Like Runaround.

Tbh, I couldn't imagine going to see the article monkeys and doing anything other than standing. Seats seem to miss the point a bit.

I'd have to go and sit though, because I'm an old gimmer with a bad back.

I'm a little hungover and I missed last night. How is this boot camp thing working? I'm seeing chairs and stuff and people sitting on chairs and then made to get up and cry.

Did I mention I'm a little hungover?

He's going to ditch the Hairy Tenors isn't he?

They could just play musical chairs. It would be carnage. Especially if they allowed rugby tackling your opponents.

I saw Arctic Monkeys for nothing a couple of years ago (a friend does their lighting). It was wasted on me- just a load of noise.

It doesn't make any sense regardless of being not hungover. It's just all so poorly thought through.

See at this point, they should do some sort of mash up of shows, like x factor crossed with Gladiators!! Bring back Jet and Wolf and Hunter and have them bash the singers with giant comedy batons, while they play Musical Chairs!

It wasn't wasted on you BOF. It's supposed to be a load of noise!

I've just realised that the hedgehog is playing sonic the hedgehog! (Toy story ad)

We suggested an xfactor robot wars mash up in a previous thread.

There is still 45 minutes of this.

45 minutes

BOF I was singing one of their songs the other day. I only knew it because DS2 plays it over and over in the car. He was like "how do you know the Arctic Monkeys?" I was like "Eh?"

Big shock there, eh?

Are we sure all of the judges can actually count up to 6. And then take away 1 and add 1.

We could throw in a bit of the crystal maze, where they can lock someone in a room and then completely forget about them for the rest of the show.

NOOOOO!

Rubbish.

I knew it!

You are dead to me now Barry, dead to me.

Hoggy- not sure arithmetic is a strong point, no. Or talent spotting.

For a sec there I read crystal maze as crystal meth! Which would certainly be interesting!

Oh yeah it's Dick. Or Dom. Whichever.

I like a bit of Dom. And Dick.