X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

Hardly a level playing field is it!? A lot more pressure on the last few than the first few!

BOF- at her fourth attempt, she is merely Desperate.

Yes this is HOLAN

at squoosh

The live shows always feel like they go on forever anyway. So 3 more weeks of this shite?

I honestly couldn't care less about any of the contestants.

Flat and boring. SO better than most tonight. I despair. I hope some of the other categories actually have some singers in them.

Tony- I think this is probably a lot more edited than we are seeing. Possibly.

It would be funny if Melanie took Morrison's Fairy's chair.

She had her flu vac on Thursday so is actually hyped up on Calpol the junkie

She was naff

It's a no from me

Cringe

Louis would turn for an Irish girl.

Louis might offer her a sex change and a seat in the boys.

Come on! 3 times you've fucked her off. Why is she better now??

Jade or badger?

Skunk

Or whatshername who got picked first?

Poor Jade has the shadow of the axe hovering over her.

Oh for fucks sake! Make your friggin mind up woman

Whaaaat!

Eh?? I liked her. I think. I can't actually remember.

Abi looks like she doesn't understand what's going on or why she has to hug these people she doesn't care about.

So Sharon's acts are getting 20 mins?