Coping with cbeebies

[mummyaimz]

Now I have to say I do record some episodes of cbeebies for my lo. (She loves Sarah and duck, mr bloom, show me show me and the numtums) it gives me time to tidy the house and sit down and have a coffee break but is it just me or is the only way I'm getting through cbeebies is by some how turning it rude. I saw an episode of show me show me where chris got poi all wet with his big hose and I couldn't help but giggle

Not just you. I got all pervy last night when Damian Lewis asked if I was ready for my bedtime story.

I have to agree there hehe. There just seems to be a lot of lovely male presenters on cbeebies at the moment. That's the only thing that helps me cope with it being on my tv

I quite fancy Chris but read on here that he's gay. Mr Bloom has grown on me. I used to think him too weedy looking but now i think there is something about him. Or is this what they call 'Stockholm Syndrome"?

Yeah me bloom is growing on me. It's the accent I think cause I am originally from up north (I think he has a northern accent) but he looks like he could do with a bath. I'd help him out giving him a scrub lol

mister makers not bad either! and Id like to explore with Nateure Chris too!

and when watching cbiebees with DC i keep my thoughts to myself too!

but mr bloom does absolutley nothing for me.

Mr maker freaks me out with his long finger nails.

Andy is quite nice but he does remind me a lot of Fatima whitbread

Andy IS Fatima whitbread .

its Justins house where i get the rudest thoughts between him and the robot thing!

It's not you, OP, I've seen Chris in a few shows and he is the king of innuendo. I think he also writes pantos.

I find the best way to cope with CBeebies is to ignore it and MN instead.

mummyaimz thank you! I have been wondering where I vaguely recognised him from!

I rather fancy the doctor on Get Well Soon so I record that and let my son watch it. The one on constipation had me in stitches.

Oh I let the little one watch get well soon when it first came out and I just thought it was hilarious talking about constipation and bodily functions in songs. My partner actually spotted that andy looked like Fatima the other day when he was looking after the lo. Burst my bubble just a touch

this won't help

But nevermind

Chris does give me the most laughs with all his little innuendos

Wait until they watch CBBC - Deadly 60 knocks the socks off most of the cbeebies totty IMHO

Good lord benerdictcumberbitch

That just made my evening.

Justin doesn't do it for me, I swear he is on everything on cbeebies

Fatima Whitbread :o :o :o < wheezes> that's where I recognise him from!

Oh my partners brothers have older children I already know about deadly 60

Look at the thread that benedictcumberbitch put on her message. I no longer care that he looks like Fatima

I have always had a thing for Justin but after that ^^ I could have a Cbeebies orgy

I love the little lines with the pictures. Just makes it that little dirtier.

I did hear about something about andy and a wardrobe malfunction with a spacesuit

like the gallery. Lol at Justin ''when you see it, wave or cheer''. spat out my coffee all over keyboard! now its all sticky- the keyboard that is

mummy there was whole thread about ANdys spacesuit a while back, the thread was hilarius!

I may have to look up that thread