Coping with cbeebies

[mummyaimz]

Now I have to say I do record some episodes of cbeebies for my lo. (She loves Sarah and duck, mr bloom, show me show me and the numtums) it gives me time to tidy the house and sit down and have a coffee break but is it just me or is the only way I'm getting through cbeebies is by some how turning it rude. I saw an episode of show me show me where chris got poi all wet with his big hose and I couldn't help but giggle

Ooooooh yeah the spacesuit

Couldn't find the thread but did find a thread about wanting to do dirty things to mr bloom, he seems to be liked a lot on here. I don't feel so bad about having a crush on him now, I always thought I was weird lol

We met Andy a few weeks ago, he's quite tasty in real life. Looks as if he goes to the gym a lot.

Well found the thread. Nothing like reading a
Discussion about andy days genitalia after dinner

I've recently posted this in one of the threads over in chat, but I think it's suitable to post it here too -
Justin Fletcher please, naked, in every room of Justin's House.

Thank you and goodnight.

I would definitley have mr bloom in the nuddy in every room of my house.

I always remember someone saying Mr Bloom looks as though he is the type to have a needledick.

I can't get that out of my head now!
Justin on the other hand -
Hung like a donkey!

Please don't spoil my fun. I shall assume that he because he is tall he is hung like something that is very well hung.

My lo watched an episode of something special and at the beginning Justin was running and I swear his moobs were bouncing more than mine do when I run

I love his moves and his chubbiness.
Filthy deviant, it has been said

*Moobs. I love his moobs.
His moves aren't bad too.

I would not be surprised because
Of this thread that all the cbeebies presenters will be in my dreams tonight

Mr Bloom would get it EVERYWHERE. And Nat from Iconicles.

Is he the blond guy with the animals from the tv?

And Mr Bloom would get it more than everywhere.

Justin ? Fat egotistical and shit in bed.

I never thought justing had a big ego but now you mention it, I kinda do see it a little bit

Justin's House it makes me feel sick. The Justin Times ? Actually Justin i don't give a flying fuck about you or your ever swelling ego. How anyone can find him and his chubby wibbly face attractive, i pray for you. You will get over it.

Justin was wearing some VERY erm-odd fiittng trousers today.

rocket in the pocket?!?

Dear lord a bitter ex Ihavesuperpowers???? Dish!!!

I'd groom his ego any day - I don't care if he's a big head. He obviously has a big head elsewhere

shudders with pleasure

Odd fitting?

As in. . .

Tight?!
fans self

erm-there seemed to be a lump abounding!!!!!!

See - I know a man with a big gristle when I see one

I met him last year - he's very very attractive and smells delicious in person.
God know how I didn't jump on him and shag him there and then.

He has lovely hair, and teeth.
And smiley twinkly eyes.

God I need to get out more!!!

slaps self round the face

Nurse you are giving me nightmares, I cannot believe anyone could possibly fancy Mr Tumble

My favourites are Sid, Chris and Dr Ranj (in that order). At least they have a proper sense of humor!

Before anything else - a nurse AND a brain surgeon on the same thread.

How can you possibly slate my lust love for Justin when you like Dr flange Ranj????

unpauses Justin's House

A friend of mine dated Justin once upon a time. The first date consisted of a 3 hours convo based around himself, what he does etc etc. She's an incredibly successful woman herself, but alas he didn't even ask her what she did.
But being the kind hearted girl she is, she dated him for 3 months then said no more when she couldn't take anymore of his self obsessed conversations. Sorry to burst anyones enormous Justin loving bubble but it seems his talents start and end with entertaining children. And on top of that he does make me feel very sick