There's no way of (Sir) Sugaring the truth as it's about to come out in the interview..The Apprentice Thread:the interview thread

[Allthingspretty]

No can will be left unopened
No stone will be left unturned
As Mulder would say the truth is out there

So come on in!

Liar.

Lies, lies, lies......

Tiny arms. Weirdly large hands.

Don't count on it Maryz, remember the series Tom won and they did the beauty salon. Suralan was waxing on about how much profit in cosmetics.

all I can look at now is jordans short arms in comparison to the rest of him...

Yeay im not the only one who says Fran is Stella!! In fact only learnt her name this week as I thought she was called Stella!!!

What's with neck beards sudden glasses?

He's like a little T-Rex, Bof. A T-Rex frantically trying to hitch himself to bigger, better dinosaurs. Ones with actual talent.

To be fair, he is on,y 4ft 6 so a piggyback might help

Have any of them seen this programme before?

Don't they know that they will be checked out?

He's playing the grief card. Oh dear.

Tyrannosaurus would have been a great nickname for Jordan- shame we only spotted it now.

Jordan is such a fake.

He has an enormous head too.

Metaphorically as well as physically.

Neck Beard has the manic eyes of a particularly determined goat.

Neckbeard is trading on his poor old dead dad here, isn't he? And she is falling for it.

Aw neck beard tugging the heart strings.

Neil just came up with a great slogan for Bodyform or Tampax

That's knocked the wind out of Neil

I thought she said 'I'm sure he'd be very proud' very brusquely.

Yes, she won't like you, Luisa, because you are a rude vain dickhead.

It's not X factor Neil

Short arms but big spadey hands
Maybe he is some kind of mole?

I hope someone sues Wabbit for her slagging

bastard that's just mean!

Luisa assumes the worst as ever.

Oh, and a female boss was the bad one. Yeah, right.

What? husband? Wasn't she shaggging Jordan?