the beckhams prog last night

[LadyCodofCOdford]

why did victoria wear a high -vis dress to ha party in her own house?
worried shed get lost?

Oh is that what it was?

I'm so glad you noticed that too cod! I'd been wondering why she chose a dress that was such a foul colour ever since I saw the publicity pics and now we know, she just wanted to be spotted in those blue lights by the camera wherever she was

she is a dimboid isnt she? a relly odd dress
god he si GORGE

that dress was to ensure that NOBODY else wore anything else even remotely similar to her. I can't think of any other reason for wearing something so revolting

also so everyone couldn't fail to look at her
agree DB looked delicious

Perhaps she was worried if she turned sideways she'd otherwise disappear !

He is very beautiful, pians me to say it though.

Maybe the party was sponsored by Multiplex...

pains me, even

DB is completely gorgeous and, apparently, a v v v nice bloke too, R Loos notwithstanding.

tsk at that old "spanks" joke though

Dear Jim,
Please could you fix it for me to be Erin O'Connor.Please please please please please.
Thank-you.
Lots of love
From Sugarfree
35 and 3/4

imagine the night out with PDiddy and Wayne Rooney

talk about the odd couple....

What was the spanks joke?

and Colette, arfy (he paid extra for 2)

Jezza C thought C's hairdo looked like a loaf on top of her head

He said "spanks - oops, not spanks" or words to that effect - cue everybody falling about - when he was supposed to say "thanks" to Posh.

so whre was chris evans
a dn hwy was robbie nhanging around like a bad smell

Ah well, who needs a GSOH when you look like that, eh?

Robbie sang his song didn't he? (And I didn't even watch it)

I'd bet a Creme egg that Robbie had been up to mischief before he arrived.Pink,glazed eyes and kind of weirdly stilted conversation.

he looke d on summa to me

Snap! LadyCod.

yes I wanted to know why Colleen was done up a la Pauline Prescott. not good

and Robbie did look slightly crazed and was talking a load of old toss too

Or Colleen

(Did she have anybody's tights on her head with her phone in?)

evans?