THE VOICE is back- 7.10pm- the battles continue!

[Raahh]

So,after a week off sampling the delights off European muzak, (the love/pain/spain shoe bloke was robbed)- the Voice is back,for the last shouting battle rounds.
Cheese-earplugs at the ready, wrap dresses and pleather optional.

And it's early again, just to confuse us.
It's on for OVER TWO HOURS!

Are we ready??

Kim Jong Song looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

that hair omg

Look at them looking at him. Like someone dropped a stinker on the Birds of a Feather set.

Cerys looks like Skelator.

In that room, many of us would.

at Kim Jong Wrong. SirT astride a missile, that'll help ratings.

Probably a pet bunny, Mel. He's clearly well-fed.

She looks like Lisa Riley.

Poor lad looks like he's about to be eaten.

fuck me leggings and asymmetric tops

Are the woman off to do Race for Life later?

That's some suit. Good news is, he's non-stick.

One of them needs to fall out of a moving car to add a bit of authenticity to it.

Like an evening at the working men's club with the two lasses

I bet one of them had to take the stairs to the studio- there's a weight limit in lifts.

Diva are so flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat....................

Ooh, you know they've tormented poor boy with many a rendition of:

Don;t let Kim Jong go down on me

Race for life even down to teh wristbands

My eyes can't take the yellow earring on those cruise ship twins.

Flat apart from the hair and stomachs

So if TWO people sing badly, does that make them better?

That would definitely psych him out, Hazel

I've just seen the stripe down the leggings.

Eeek.

S'Toma is weeping. So would I, if that was my choice.

Stripes down the leg are suposedly slimming. Another fashion myth busted

That's a go-faster stripe, Raah. I think they may need a few more

reggie's trews are minging