THE VOICE is back- 7.10pm- the battles continue!

[Raahh]

So,after a week off sampling the delights off European muzak, (the love/pain/spain shoe bloke was robbed)- the Voice is back,for the last shouting battle rounds.
Cheese-earplugs at the ready, wrap dresses and pleather optional.

And it's early again, just to confuse us.
It's on for OVER TWO HOURS!

Are we ready??

I'm going to be ratted by the end of the show

I remember him! I liked him

Erm what the hecks Danny's surname? what she say?

Oh, it's the stalker!

I love the way they make it look like the chairs spin like Danny's waltzers.

So one has ALL THE HAIR.

One day she will slip and say o'Dodgems

What is going on? Is it two shows cobbled together ?

Can't believe Liam didnt go through. Still he has got a great west end career

I already know the result of this next battle.

O'Dodgems, Moln

it is bit cruel to match the bald one with the hair bear bunch

Ooh, pictures, do you have the goss?

Ah, I see. thought she said doneapoo

Spill it.

Is his name Len or Lem?

i need a wee. Where are the ads when you need them?

I wonder if jj is lacking a full lenghth mirror. her arse always looks like it got dressed in the dark

Trousers the colour of baby shit is never a good look.

Put it this way. Lens regular teachers tell him the same things as JJ just did.

Trevors not a very rock n roll name is it?

Ha-talky bits.
Bet Will steals the reject.

It's Lemuel

Talky bit. Cringe.
Questions. Are they pleather sleeves? Does JJ have her entire geometry set as earrings? Have they given up pretending this is one show?

Why do they persist in mangling perfectly good songs? Just fucking sing.

Jesus can NOBODY just sing a word and not make it soooooloooongggggyeahohhhwarblewarble.