The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Tina Turner from the neck down.

Looms = looks

Courtney Love that's it. Couldn't remember her name.

I understood some of that. It was a bit meh.

Thank fuck. France can't afford to win - I need my taxes to stay down.

arf sue

Ooh god yes Eddie Izard. I would.

a bit "Proclaimers" in the intro

Matthew Marsden's older brother.

It's Bryan Adams

That was the summer, the summer of 69

Ooh, it appears I have a natural ear for Lithuanian too.

Now, i remember this one- think he loves his shoes! It's very 80's Fall b-side.

He grew up listening to Aha.

Sounds like Morton Harket

Dresses like Horton Market

Eddie Izzard, so would I. Until he taught me how to apply eyeliner.

The FBs tell me it was 50 Shades of Zut Alors, Boff. Zat so?

This one has the hair, lack of self-awareness and vacant expression of a Made in Chelsea type.

Is he singing about his shoes?

Because of my shoes?

Dud he just say it's because of my shoes?

Because of his shoes- one is called Love- the other is pain
(or Spain, as someone mis-heard it)

Oh dear.

Blogas. (means bad in Lithuanian)

I'd have done Eddie in 2002. Now he's all political and boxy.

That looked like a fuck up?

He does not have the cheekbones of Morten Harket.

But neither does Morten Harket anymore :(

I thought it one of them suede