The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

DD has just said "I know this song...It sounds different, well better, on Radio 2."

Surely she's only actually Bonnie if she's singing Jim Steinmann sings...who the fuck thought she should sing this...

She has come dressed as Stevie nicks

Oh Chub

Or not enough, DX?

This is so awful :(

I saw her interviewed, and i think she genuinely thinks this is good

Another dull one

I prefer camp Dracula

Her skin is smooth. Maybe she does the Joan Collins TM get-the-loose-skin-in-a-mini-ponytail-at-the-back-of-your-head-hidden-by-the-wig

This song is making me arf. It's like a Meatloaf cover written by a computer.

God those butterflies are annoying.

totally overwhelmed by the backing singers.

We could have asked for more

Much more

Get adele or someone on the case

I don't believe in that song.

She should have come on stage with a scotch and a fag. She coud have worked that.

If only she'd sung turn around

That was really disappointing

Aw, look. Swedish Wand Erection.

Home team now

What is he wearing?

Well, Sweden can't afford to host again next year.

Its the guy that does the Formula 1 coverage.

Gosh. Intense man in a hospital gown.