The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Internet is too slow to get my jokes in fast enough

Camp dub step castrato Dracula

I want this to win!
Please!

Should I nip over to style and beauty and ask if risey up dresses are in this Summer?

God I can't wait to see Henry cavill as superman.

Oh god, here we go...

Come on Bonnie!

It's Bonnie!

(don't get excited)

BONNIE!!!!

Oh! I hadn't realised the significance of the butterflies.

Whoo Bonnie douze point ( hysterical laughter)

Dd tells me he's a counter tenor - he's a lot of things certainly!

Bof we are all hilaire

Least boring song so far, good job Dracula!

Go Bonnie

I NEED a risey up dress. Cos I am short.

My god she hasn't aged. Botox?

Listen to the cheer

How can Brian Blessed Bonnier follow that

She looks younger than she did in the eighties!

Come on Bonnie

Get that wind machine on

Bonnie...er.

Right. I have already said MEAN things about Bonnie. I made references to Botox. I compared her to Vanessa Feltz shrunk on a hot wash. I said terrible, terrible things about Darby and Joan Karaoke.
I am very sorry