The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Allthings I'm sure the official thread is very lovely, but I'm a Eurovision amateur and I'd hate to sully your thread with random rumblings about Hanson porn, and Francis Rossi lust.

I don't mind sulllying Raahh's obv

Ooh Benny Anderson wrote this. He's Abba, yes?

I learnt Swedish for a year at university. I can't remember much.

This isn't exactly 'Waterloo' is it?

We wouldn't win this if a choir compromised of adele, cliff Richard and the angel Gabriel entered.

They all hate us.

Ooh, shall we play ---->

which one has BOF shagged? The EuroTour version

Lol at which one has Bof shagged.

I got a bit caught up in the articles on bof's link.

Boff has boffed him in the tracksuit, him with the Bieber hair and the Tall One.

The waving one, she's done him too.

Sully away, Noel

Jakers, this Abba song is a special kind of tedious, no?

Who ARE these people, I wasn't listening

Nice to see all the transsexual community has turned out for the parade. Taking a break from The Apprentice then.

ALL the waving ones

Him with the . She's had him.

Booooonnnniiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

What did I do? The official thread seems to have shared out numbers and countries and have order and structure. I er don't.

ooh, it's like the Olympics! Do they usually do this? i don't remember them doing this before?

That Jesus one, she gave him an ascension.

I so want a job doing Special Slow Loping Walking with the flags. In a white suit. I would rock that all the ways.

You shouldn't really diet on Eurovision night, think it's illegal or summat?

I'm on pint of bacardi and coke, pork scratchings and scampi fries. For starters.

I do think graham does a passable terry homage in his commentary. Graham is one of many gay men I want to marry.

They're not doing Touchy Fingers with the crowd. They do on XF

Maybe this'll remind them all how good our Olympics was and they'll give us points? nope