The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

[NoelHeadbands]

Allthings I'm sure the official thread is very lovely, but I'm a Eurovision amateur and I'd hate to sully your thread with random rumblings about Hanson porn, and Francis Rossi lust.

I don't mind sulllying Raahh's obv

[BOF]

Ooh Benny Anderson wrote this. He's Abba, yes?

[euRaahhvision]

I learnt Swedish for a year at university. I can't remember much.

This isn't exactly 'Waterloo' is it?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Ooh, shall we play ---->

which one has BOF shagged? The EuroTour version

[Chubfuddler]

We wouldn't win this if a choir compromised of adele, cliff Richard and the angel Gabriel entered.

They all hate us.

[SuePurblybilt]

Boff has boffed him in the tracksuit, him with the Bieber hair and the Tall One.

[Chubfuddler]

Lol at which one has Bof shagged.

I got a bit caught up in the articles on bof's link.

[HazeltheMcWitch]

The waving one, she's done him too.

[euRaahhvision]

Sully away, Noel

[SuePurblybilt]

Jakers, this Abba song is a special kind of tedious, no?

[NoelHeadbands]

Who ARE these people, I wasn't listening

[BOF]

Nice to see all the transsexual community has turned out for the parade. Taking a break from The Apprentice then.

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Booooonnnniiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

[SuePurblybilt]

ALL the waving ones

Him with the . She's had him.

[Chubfuddler]

What did I do? The official thread seems to have shared out numbers and countries and have order and structure. I er don't.

[euRaahhvision]

ooh, it's like the Olympics! Do they usually do this? i don't remember them doing this before?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

That Jesus one, she gave him an ascension.

[SuePurblybilt]

I so want a job doing Special Slow Loping Walking with the flags. In a white suit. I would rock that all the ways.

[Juniperdewdropofbrandy]

You shouldn't really diet on Eurovision night, think it's illegal or summat?

I'm on pint of bacardi and coke, pork scratchings and scampi fries. For starters.

[Chubfuddler]

I do think graham does a passable terry homage in his commentary. Graham is one of many gay men I want to marry.

[SuePurblybilt]

They're not doing Touchy Fingers with the crowd. They do on XF

[BOF]

Some impressives poles there.