The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Eh, I thought the red piny woman were meant to be the MIL?

Lol Sue

Arf at Kerry katona

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ding dong

Oooo, Spain. You know - the shoe that isn't called Love.

That took subtlety to a whole new level.

Susanna Hoff!

She needs a new camera.

Michael was the Crown Prince, Raahh, called, er Prince Michael.

FREEEEEEEDOMMMM

I think she thought he would run onto the stage at the end with a Tiffany box

AWKWARD

Turns out bagpipes are shit internationally

At least they seem to be chugging through them.

She was married to Alonso? I'm struggling to keep up here.

Oh god the annual I want to be bjork entry

Finland my fave so far.

Oh dear

I wish I could wear yellow.

She is nervous- all throat.

Somehow this poor Spanish lady doesn't have quite so much impact after the ding-donging.

Does she sound flat to everyone else?

No me gusta.

A bit, scone.

They're good and brief, you can't argue with that.