The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

I think she fell of a roll of loo paper?

Will be interesting to see her walk in this frock...

Sue I have to say you are bloody funny.

Has she got a light bulb up her cunt?

Whoever did her hair ought to be shot.

What a lovely nose job she has

Yes indeed.

She is famous. for her headshots in the windows of Toni and Guy.

Is that the dress that was on the Gadget Show?

It's bad they are cheering for a very long dress while the wearer is being born aloft, rather than the singing?

Is her skirt all lit up? From the inside?
Maybe that's what she's singing about. It translates as 'torch up my fanny, gypsy wedding dress blues'

Her dress is on fire!!!!

Ds has fallen in love with the frock. I worry about that boy!

I have just discovered the subtitles. Brilliant.

We put on pages then we both destroyed them, she's singing.

Aaaaa yeaaahh ahh. Her sex is on fire

The light bulbs got too jot. She's on fire

mind you, seeing the lightbulb in her cunt the hair might be the least of her problems.

She does smack of Iman yes can see that.

I hope she has a tenna on, one little leak and she's fucked.

Graham has got us in his phone

I am loving the subtitles. "It's the end of the world, the Maya were not so wrong." Brilliant.

Tena!

Bless her. Like a giant Loo-roll doll, wasn't she?

Hint???

DO you know, whenever I heard of the country Modova, I think of Dynasty and the Moldavian Massacre.

I love Graham