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Anyone going to watch?

Hahhhhhaaaaa at Lentilly Team Leader

I can imagine her leading a cpd day and encouraging tantric breathing. I would have to lock her in the supply cupboard.

Alchemy has been done before?

Is one of the men wearing red lippy?!

Gold from base metals, but yeah, it fits!

exactly scone... they should call it the alchemist!

Oh my
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Cat litter- why???

I am getting a whiff of John Simm from Neil...

Lipliner alert! Ooh a container full of shit great,sorry can't concentrate someones eye brows are distracting me

I KNOW Hazel. Shes nothing like Mrs Spoon. And yet...

Its the neck. Swan-like/plastic bottle. Its a thin line.

TSS - I was thinking more Crunchy The Clown

That Welsh boyo has to go, I cannot watch that weird set of eyebrows.

Is she a dr dr? Or a phd dr?

See I'd stand outside Canary Wharf station with the water and flog it at a quid a bottle.

These leads they ring up must be set up for them. I hang up on dozens of water cooler salesmen every day.

Bloody hell. You'll never guess what the Aye-Aye/Eyes/Jessica one has.......

A cupcake shop. Yes indeedy.

Go for the ukuleles! Bloody water and cat litter?

Oh Fuck, another Norn Iron wan...we're not all like this ladies

We're off to button moon....

in my glee of their awfulness I've managed to miss the task.

do they have to sell everythinb or chose the stuff?

She's a tough spoon. She's like a bloody masher!

Mrs Spoon was never that rude. Not even to Egbert

Sideshow Bob is getting on my tits

REally, toffee?
Cos Norn'Iron Jim.... I still would.

15 flaming quid?