No thread yet? Apprentice tonight!!

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Anyone going to watch?

Do you think they ask them to say the wankies thing they can think of??

I take inspiration from napoleon! What you mean you are going to be totally exiled to Elba?

Napoleon? The short arsed bloke whooped at Waterloo?

I want to know which half of her is machine.

Two wankers contestants in and my heart has sunk.

Napoleon? Jessica Rabbit?

FFS

They are all horrendous

Whoop Whoop!
Here we go.
Am as excited as a very excited thing. I am 110% excited.

Some STONKING eyebrows already this year. And thats just Surrallun

People are hungry for this dill ?

Are they having smoked salmon? How perfectly lovely.

Does the one man have no eyelashes? Or is it just that his eyebrows are so startling?

Lets have a bet on whether any of them will listen to the rules of the first challenge.

Will any of them remember basic arithmetic?

Hello! I'm so happy!

Effortless superiority???

love the way Surralun says utterly banal things with some emphasis.

I believe. That DAY. Follows night

I'm cringing already at all of them

hazel myself, I'm going to give 115%, myself.

I love eyebrows man already. The chinless wonder

The trailer on radio 2 nearly made me crash the car. I AM HALF MACHINE!!!

And then they get punted at a supermarket till and crumble. Hilarious.

The man with no eyelashes looks like Joey in Friends when he plucked his eyebrows

Sue

Looking remarkably groomed for midnight, I'd be looking half dead!

Eyebrows much?

Bugger. Out maths-ed already.

Are they all botoxed?

Goodness some have very bushy eyebrows and some are HD to perfection - scary!