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Tee2072 · 07/05/2013 17:49

Anyone going to watch?

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ChippingInLovesSunshine · 07/05/2013 21:01

Do you think they ask them to say the wankies thing they can think of??

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 07/05/2013 21:01

I take inspiration from napoleon! What you mean you are going to be totally exiled to Elba?

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SuePurblybilt · 07/05/2013 21:01

Napoleon? The short arsed bloke whooped at Waterloo?

I want to know which half of her is machine.

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TSSDNCOP · 07/05/2013 21:01

Two wankers contestants in and my heart has sunk.

Napoleon? Jessica Rabbit?

FFS

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 07/05/2013 21:02

They are all horrendous

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HazeltheMcWitch · 07/05/2013 21:02

Whoop Whoop!
Here we go.
Am as excited as a very excited thing. I am 110% excited.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/05/2013 21:02

Some STONKING eyebrows already this year. And thats just Surrallun

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HazeltheMcWitch · 07/05/2013 21:02

People are hungry for this dill ?

Are they having smoked salmon? How perfectly lovely.

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 07/05/2013 21:03

Does the one man have no eyelashes? Or is it just that his eyebrows are so startling?

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TSSDNCOP · 07/05/2013 21:03

Lets have a bet on whether any of them will listen to the rules of the first challenge.

Will any of them remember basic arithmetic?

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Dillytante · 07/05/2013 21:03

Hello! I'm so happy!

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Glittertwins · 07/05/2013 21:03

Effortless superiority???

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SuePurblybilt · 07/05/2013 21:03

love the way Surralun says utterly banal things with some emphasis.


I believe. That DAY. Follows night

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 07/05/2013 21:03
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NishiNoUsagi · 07/05/2013 21:03

I'm cringing already at all of them Grin

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Tee2072 · 07/05/2013 21:04

hazel myself, I'm going to give 115%, myself.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/05/2013 21:04

I love eyebrows man already. The chinless wonder Grin

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Chubfuddler · 07/05/2013 21:04

The trailer on radio 2 nearly made me crash the car. I AM HALF MACHINE!!!


And then they get punted at a supermarket till and crumble. Hilarious.

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TSSDNCOP · 07/05/2013 21:04

The man with no eyelashes looks like Joey in Friends when he plucked his eyebrows Grin

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Tee2072 · 07/05/2013 21:04

Grin Sue

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Glittertwins · 07/05/2013 21:04

Looking remarkably groomed for midnight, I'd be looking half dead!

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Dillytante · 07/05/2013 21:04

Eyebrows much?

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HazeltheMcWitch · 07/05/2013 21:04

Bugger. Out maths-ed already.
Sad

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qualitytoffee · 07/05/2013 21:04

Are they all botoxed?

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KitKatShoes · 07/05/2013 21:05

Goodness some have very bushy eyebrows and some are HD to perfection - scary!

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