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Anyone going to watch?

Then don't watch it Lori...

I was just trying it out, thanks!

Missed a tirck there, TeeThing.

Then don't fucking watch it.

"I thought it was shit. So I watched the whole programme and then posted on a thread full of people who enjoyed it."

{confused]

or even

Apologies if this has already been said, but isn't this who Alex looks like?

Oooooo excellent, is that tonight? :)

Hmm, I really didn't fancy any of them this year - they all seemed sooo young and immature. Am I getting old ? Usually there's a couple of men (& women !) that I rather like the look of !

Liked Jaz a lot though, especially on the Dara show (which is the best bit for me anyway) She seemed really confident and happy in herself which was lovely to see. Could go into broadcasting I thought ?

To me Lord Sugar fired the wrong person. But then he does like to hold the project manager accountable doesn't he ? If it was me I'd be more on the lookout for those trying to sneek in beneath the radar, like Sophie (Was that her name ? See I don't even remember !)

Why doesn't Neil (or Liam) shave his neck? He looks like he has a swarm of bees all over his throat?

There, that's my contribution.

Oh and the products were all too good. Even the ukuleles - did the women have those? They didn't mention them.

There wasn't anything duff where you'd think 'how the fuck are they going to sell that?'

Yes artesia. I haven't read the whole thread either.

Sorry, I'm not saying 'yes, it's already been said' I mean he does look like David Gest.

Oh bollocks, it was yesterday wasn't it :(

APPRENTICE Boastful, braggart and awful. Is business really like that?

libertine quick catch up before tonight then as it is on again tonight!

artesia arf!

Exactly Tantrums.

Chaos I am fucking sorry. Must try harder.

Has anybody actually met people like this in Real Life?

I've met Katie Hopkins in real life. She's actually quite good company for an hour or so but really needy and eager to please. I can completely see how the Daily Mail says: 'say this bollocks' and she does.

She's prettier than on the telly but over-dieted. Lots of moles. You could do a dot-to-dot on her get a picture of Margaret Thatcher, or Princess Anne or Red Rum.

Has anybody actually met people like this in Real Life ? One of them lives 2 minutes from me and spoke to me about looking after her baby

I'd want a demonstration of the cat litter. I wouldn't expect any of them to pull down their pants and squat over it, though that would prove who was really hungry for it.

Just some of that mineral water poured on would do to see its clumping qualities.

I've been stung by inferior cat litter before.

I missed the beginning. Did the doctor say why she would want to go on a crazy show like this? Most of the contestants are normally spoofers or idiots with huge egos or people who've been selling toffee bars to the local kids since they were ten.

The candidate I most want to see hideously humiliated this year, is Jordan Poulton. The reason is because he stated that his first business enterprise was selling a litter of kittens in the playground aged 6. Quite apart from the fact I am outraged on behalf of the kittens, he should have far more sense than to brag about it.

What a COCK. Selling kittens is NOTHING to be proud of.

I really, really liked Jaz on the Dara show, she was fun and had a great SOH which seems to be the case for the majority of the candidates that come on to his show after they've been fired.
So it does make me wonder why they can't just be themselves from the beginning.
It really is all in the editing though isn't it, otherwise we wouldn't watch it.
We need to love to hate, I'm not sure who my target is yet, early days...
Though i still can't stand Katie Hopkins.

Who was the twat who said that he would manipulate and cheat to get anywhere. Doh, would hav someone like tat in their company

We are going to need a new thread for tonight at this rate!

Myles looks like Mark Foster. We also said that the hairy benecked one looked like John Simm.

There's a couple of the blokes kept a really low profile - short hipster type one and fair haired guy with beard.

Sophie is very pretty.

One of them looks a little bit too much like the lass who tried to sue him - Lord Sugar will never pick her.

That was quite a shallow assessment - nothing about the task.

I have just watched a record as i was working last night. I just love watching these self proclaimed business gurus making really elementary mistakes.
I use it as a yearly reminder of how not to act in business and how to spot the ones I don't want to employ.
(Goes back to running own business with turn over and profit line that would make candidates green with envy)