No thread yet? Apprentice tonight!!

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Anyone going to watch?

Get down to Chinatwon, Sparkling. Ten a penny there.

Oh bless, hi viz guy v excited

I have a wavy cat!
It's a maneki-neko in Japanese. So he's called Neko.

Can you play 'Catch Up' on a ukulele, do you think?

Who the hell are you going to sell yukuleles to? I have no idea how to spell that...

It was Sophie who sold the cats? I thought she was Natalie!

Tim looks like Dermot O'Leary after a bar fight.

George Formby tribute band?

Am watching on a delay so am half an hour behind you. Based on the opening credits I hate every single one of them especially that fecking Jessica Rabbit twit. Not sure I will be able to survive the series. It's only the comments on these threads that keeps me interested - "witness the shitness" from last year still makes me laugh.

Ukuleles very fashionable at the moment.

No it was Natalie. She stomped all over Sophie.

Here you all are.
I'm not so keen on the first few weeks, there's always too many for me to keep track of

I've seen the silver fox bloke somewhere before, can't be bothered googling him though.

Why have all the girls got so much slap on?

whoop whoop mrs spoon

Sophie didn't sell cats, tried to, it was the one with her. is that Natalie?

RUN LIKE HELL TO SELL THOSE YUKELELES

Ohhhh dear. Ms Sideshow is in TRUBLE

Ahhhh. Can't believe I'm confused already!

That older lovely one looks like that swimmer - Mark somebody?

Helloooooo just rushed back off a flight to Belfast!! All I can see so far are MN scarves

a fast food entrepreneur - does that mean he works at McDonald's? haha

Guess who

This program is awash on a sea of twatishness.

How do these people even live in teh real world?

Yes, men called Tim are generally alright. I don't know why, or what the female equivalent is.