Kids programs that really grind on you.

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I cant stand Timmy Time a
or Pingu on cbeebies. They are just stupid noises with no words! I mean what would a child learn from that shite?

I love pingu :)

Dirtgirl does my head in though.

'I can cook'

Hmm, actually its more Katy from 'I can cook' that pisses me off. I find her so annoying.

Me too

Makes me want to scratch my own eyes out

Also the call the doctor. I cant stand the singing nurse

ooglies on cbbc. sooo annoying and pointless.
mickey mouse clubhouse. DC likes it but ive always hated the characters voices!

Postman Pat SDS! I hate it

i bloody carly
hey Jessie or whatever it's called
good luck charlie
ANT farm
my life with boys

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sophia the fucking 1st.

Here are my reasons:

1. The stepdaughter of a king would not be called Sophia the 1st. She would just be Sophia.

1. Her daft necklace that means she can talk to animals.

1. Her flying horse.

1. The faux English accents on the baddies.

1. The annoying theme tune.

1. Everything else about the bloody programme.

Rhyme rocket here too, and dirt girl world. I quite like get well soon and sarah snd duck tho. I like mr blooms nursery but think its weird him being friends with the vegetables.

Olive the Ostrich, lives in the outback with a northern accent!

In the night garden is just random sounds and banned in this house!

Peppa Pig is on her last chance in this house as it is all ds asks for and when it finishes asks if there is more, which can be very tedious after 5/6/7/8 episodes!

Yes katy is really annoying, she gives the impression she doesnt like children all that much.

I'm with Valar. There is something very wrong with Dirtgirl. I couldn't have it on in the house.

Baby Jake. I have an irrational hatred of baby Jake.

Definitely Baby Jake, utterly pointless load of shite. Ocky uggy ooh fuck off.

DirtGirlWorld - seriously, what is this shit?!

Also hate Zingzillas, fucking horrible people

Fireman Sam

I can cook

Mr Maker

Mr Blooms nursary

I do kinda like Sarah and Duck though, makes me laugh. Spongebob makes me howl sometimes, was crying with laughter watching it with DS1 the other day

ICarly and Victorious

I swear these program's haunt me!

Does anyone remember the fimbles and roly mo now that's annoying.Even now the thought of them well I can't even verbalise it.

Numberjacks. Spooky and so badly acted. And the scenery is so cheap .

Waybuloo - patronising, meandering, pointless awfulness. Abney and Teal - too stylised and faux-70s.

Pingu is sooo cute. Even though he speaks Swiss I can understand what most of his mweep mweep means.

Programmes that hack me off royally.

iCarly especially the one where the last coconut cream pie gets eaten by Sam (greedy cow)

Jessie where Luke keeps 'hitting' on Jessie (y'know the 'Nanny' who fell out of a taxi for non-payment of her fare. And the mega-rich parents just employ her - no references etc. )

Victorius stabby
Good Luck Charlie

AntFarm

Fred - has nobody mentioned Fred yet??

Who Let the Dogs Out - shoot me now . That guy gives me the vapours (and not in a good way)

Blue's Clues! Even my 2 year old refuses to watch it.

Thomas the Tank. Seriously were there only 10 episodes ever made. I know every word and can't stop singing the songs. Makes me want to pour bleach in my ears. At least she's gone off Peppa I suppose

I once had an interesting dream about Mr Bloom.
I feel quite watching him now.

WTF is Dirtgirl?!

Eldest DC is only 2y6m so I'm guessing its a older kids program, but still, WTF?!

Anyway programmes I cannot stand:
Abney & Teal, reminds me of horrible morning sickness with dd2
Dora the Fucking Explorer. Just hate hate hate.
Telitubbies. Awful programme.
Tree Fu Tom. Possibly the worst of the lot.

I love Mr Bloom though