The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

How can Tom resist this growler?

So much pleather. Is it a 'thing'?

It is of course 20 years since the Meatloaf thing. And it shows.

She's doing 'shouty'

I saw Meatloaf on BookaBoo. He was quite skinny, and had bank manager hair. not a floaty shirt or sweaty face in sight.

oh god the outfit..

Hazel

Dd says she needs to clear her throat.

How come she got no money? Was she paid in kind

It's bad when sir Tom can't even be arsed. He was her only hope.

Twice rejected. By the Loaf, and now by four nobodies in big chairs.
Man, how the Biz can cut you down.

OMG sue you got to be joking bookaboo

@ Bookaboo

why did they not pick her????

'What's your background?'

PRIMED.

mock shock from judges

No you didn't you came to get a contract.

It's so utterly awful when none of them buzz isn't it.

This is the first time I've watched the show.

PLEASE STOP TELLING THE MEATLOAF STORY.

Has S'Tom forgotten why he is there? She was a shoo-in for his group.

I thought she was ok actually. More center parcs than butlins.

I'm telling you, he on Bookaboo. A story a day or he just won't play.

Primed, innit? Wankers. I may write a stern letter to Points of View.

I think they could just hear that she was older, and couldn't be arsed.

Back to the working mens club.

Arf at Danny Mansplaining to S'Tom. Do we think the silverback has turned off the hearing aids?

Alesha Dixon was on Bookaboo. ALL the big stars.

LOOK YOU, Hayley and Roy had CHILDREN.